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[cellio]

Conversation snippet from dinner after choir practice:

Steve: What are the kosher requirements for fish?
Me: Fins and scales.
Hilda: Does that mean Aquaman is kosher?

The conversation forked at that point, with me asserting that Aquaman is a mammal (and thus the rules are different) and Dani asserting that those aren't scales.

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D'oh!

[goljerp]

Of course he isn't kosher; he walks on land on two legs. (Kosher land food has to go on all fours.)

Darn, I was just getting in the mood for some bar-b-qued Aquaman...