silly judges

[cellio]

Some judges on the state supreme court are upset because one of their colleagues wrote an opinion in verse. They object that it's unprofessional, etc.

I have very different objection: judges who write opinions in verse shouldn't write bad verse! Check this out:

A groom must expect matrimonial pandemonium
when his spouse finds he's given her a cubic zirconium
instead of a diamond in her engagement band,
the one he said was worth twenty-one grand.

"Our deceiver would claim that when his bride relied
on his claim of value, she was not justified
for she should have appraised it; and surely she could have
but the question is whether a bride-to-be would have.
-- Justice Michael J. Eakin

Update: I think writing in verse is cool in the abstract; I just twitched at this particular instance.

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[tangerinpenguin.livejournal.com]

To quote from the formal opinion of Judge Alex Kozinsky in MATTEL, INC. V MCA RECORDS, INC (from a previous entry (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=tangerinpenguin&itemid=7126))

"The parties are advised to chill."