things I'd never say (meme)

[cellio]

This amused me. From rani23:

1. Comment to this entry with a post you think would be totally out of character for me — something I'd never talk about, never discuss, never say, anything. It has to be completely out of character. (Basically comment with a fake post that I would never write about or say.)

2. Post this in your own journal.

Comments

[anniemal.livejournal.com]

You are mean. I'll have to work on this.

[ginamariewade.livejournal.com]

I have to take this big box of dildoes to the Republican National Convention, right after I eat this big bacon cheeseburger.

[cellio]

*laugh*

Y'know, I wouldn't have thought of it, but if the Republican National Convention were local, I could really get into crashing it with a box of dildoes. Especially if I can get custom printing on them. :-)

Grammar at a time like this

[lrstrobel.livejournal.com]

I never thought you'd have to add the "e" when pluralizing "dildo". Oy.

Re: Grammar at a time like this

[cellio]

I actually suspect it's "dildos", but Gina used "dildoes" and I didn't bother to track it down.

[jeannegrrl.livejournal.com]

Es difícil saber lo que usted nunca diría cuándo nos conocemos solamente con LJ ;-)

[jeannegrrl.livejournal.com]

(at least I *think* it would be out of character to post in a foreign language w/out providing a translation) :-)

[cellio]

Yeah, you're right on two counts: I don't think I would post sans translation, and in any case I wouldn't post in whatever language that is 'cause I don't know it.

[jeannegrrl.livejournal.com]

It's Spanish - I just wrote "It's difficult to know what you'd never write since we only know each other through LJ" :-)

[cellio]

Thanks. I initially thought Spanish, but the accents over some of the vowels threw me. I don't remember those from my limited high-school foray into Spanish. So some words ("usted", "nunca") certainly seemed Spanish, but I thought maybe it was a related language instead.

[estherchaya.livejournal.com]

oooh, that's a good one!

[jeannegrrl.livejournal.com]

hehe thanks :-)

[cellio]

Someone's going to enlighten me before I have to resort to Babelfish, right?

[cahwyguy.livejournal.com]

I think its Spanish.

Es difícil saber (It is difficult) lo que usted to make you nunca diría cuándo nos conocemos (???) solamente con LJ ;-) (only on livejournal)

[amergina.livejournal.com]

hmm. I think I want to have lots of kids. And be a stay at home mom.

[alienor.livejournal.com]

Aw, you beat me to that (I guess that's what I get for not reloading before I posted).

[rani23.livejournal.com]

"I've decided I'm going to become a Mormon!"

[cellio]

After all, they have such cute missionaries! :-)

[alienor.livejournal.com]

And then I turned to Dani and told him, "Let's have a family. We'll start with 10 kids, and see where we want to go from there."

[indigodove.livejournal.com]

And then I took the cats to the pound, since everyone knows cats steal a baby's breath in the cradle.

[cellio]

Ooh! Three in one shot!

[indigodove.livejournal.com]

I thought the superstition would be the icing on the cake ;-)

Since my first idea was already done...

[alienor.livejournal.com]

I GOT MAH SECOND GIRLFREIND PREGNANT 2DAY!11!1!!! OMG LOL I DONT KNOW Y THAY KEP GATNG TAHT WAY DA FIRST IS STIL AS BIG AS A HOUSE1!!!1 WTF LOL O WEL GUES IVE GOT 2 GO STEAL SOMA CIGAERTES!!1!!! WTF LOL

[cahwyguy.livejournal.com]

the other day, i was listening to britney spears. omg. she's just to
die for. i mean, i just love how she does "satisfaction". i think she
is the role model for my generation. ya know. i <3 her.

oh oh oh oh i got this new game for my computer. its one of these
jesus and the water things. i think its really fun. its so easy to
use. no instructions but computers are so easy no one needs
instructions anymore

i like computers so much. its great to live in such modern times. id
never want to live in the past. just give me a good modern dance club
hip hop music, britney spears, outcast, linkoln park, jessica simpson
and omg omg omg i'm a happy girl

[aliza250.livejournal.com]

You are a sick and twisted soul.

[cahwyguy.livejournal.com]

I assume you mean this in a good way. :-)

[cellio]

I would take it as a compliment. :-)

[cahwyguy.livejournal.com]

As an added comment:

(1) Thanks. I hope you'll response to my similar meme (http://www.livejournal.com/users/cahwyguy/46789.html) in my journal.

(2) I always say that if something is worth doing, it is worth doing right.

[jeannegrrl.livejournal.com]

These responses are cracking me up. I hope some people respond to my meme... :-)

[zare-k.livejournal.com]

Jesus spoke to me and told me that technology is the tool of Satan and that I should expel all the electronics to my house. Last Saturday morning I drove down to the river and threw in all the PCs. I will be living as a Luddite from now on.

[cellio]

The trick is going to be submerging the car when I'm done using it to dump everything else. It's too heavy to push, but do I really want to drive it into the lake and count on swimming out?

[tangerinpenguin.livejournal.com]

Everybody's been whining about how the taxes are too high in Pittsburgh. How thoughtless is that? I mean, everybody knows the fundamental job of government is to pay for all the cool things that we can't necesarily individually afford.

Well, you know, that and cracking down on those weirdoes who just won't fit in with respectable society like the rest of us. Don't they know they're just making it harder to spot the terrorists?

[lefkowitzga.livejournal.com]

oooh very good one.

[cellio]

Yeah -- how am I going to get my football and pirates fixes if the city doesn't give us shiny new stadia? They can't start too soon on the hockey stadium and basketball court, etiher!

[ichur72.livejournal.com]

Watch a science fiction show? Are you kidding? Those things are like, so not interesting! And people who compose or sing their own music are weird, 'cause can't they just buy it from the store and let other people do all the work?

[aliza250.livejournal.com]

[Sexually explicit post, complete with 4-letter words.]

[dagonell.livejournal.com]

The orgy last night was the best one I've been to in months! I'm not sure, but I think seven men in one evening is a new 'personal best' for me! And that new bondage equipment Dagonell brought to the party was fantastic! :D

[cellio]

I'm not sure, but I think seven men in one evening is a new 'personal best' for me!

Hmm, wait, let me think... no, that was after midnight -- never mind.

[psu-jedi.livejournal.com]

Hey, do you know there's a bunch of freaks that dress up in some kind of costumes and live in tents for two weeks? It's called Pennsick, or something like that! It's more smelly than a Star Trek convention. What freaks!