things I'd never say (meme)

[cellio]

This amused me. From rani23:

1. Comment to this entry with a post you think would be totally out of character for me — something I'd never talk about, never discuss, never say, anything. It has to be completely out of character. (Basically comment with a fake post that I would never write about or say.)

2. Post this in your own journal.

Comments

[ginamariewade.livejournal.com]

I have to take this big box of dildoes to the Republican National Convention, right after I eat this big bacon cheeseburger.

[cellio]

*laugh*

Y'know, I wouldn't have thought of it, but if the Republican National Convention were local, I could really get into crashing it with a box of dildoes. Especially if I can get custom printing on them. :-)

Grammar at a time like this

[lrstrobel.livejournal.com]

I never thought you'd have to add the "e" when pluralizing "dildo". Oy.

Re: Grammar at a time like this

[cellio]

I actually suspect it's "dildos", but Gina used "dildoes" and I didn't bother to track it down.