things I'd never say (meme)

[cellio]

This amused me. From rani23:

1. Comment to this entry with a post you think would be totally out of character for me — something I'd never talk about, never discuss, never say, anything. It has to be completely out of character. (Basically comment with a fake post that I would never write about or say.)

2. Post this in your own journal.

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[zare-k.livejournal.com]

Jesus spoke to me and told me that technology is the tool of Satan and that I should expel all the electronics to my house. Last Saturday morning I drove down to the river and threw in all the PCs. I will be living as a Luddite from now on.

[cellio]

The trick is going to be submerging the car when I'm done using it to dump everything else. It's too heavy to push, but do I really want to drive it into the lake and count on swimming out?