things I'd never say (meme)

[cellio]

This amused me. From rani23:

1. Comment to this entry with a post you think would be totally out of character for me — something I'd never talk about, never discuss, never say, anything. It has to be completely out of character. (Basically comment with a fake post that I would never write about or say.)

2. Post this in your own journal.

Comments

[tangerinpenguin.livejournal.com]

Everybody's been whining about how the taxes are too high in Pittsburgh. How thoughtless is that? I mean, everybody knows the fundamental job of government is to pay for all the cool things that we can't necesarily individually afford.

Well, you know, that and cracking down on those weirdoes who just won't fit in with respectable society like the rest of us. Don't they know they're just making it harder to spot the terrorists?

[lefkowitzga.livejournal.com]

oooh very good one.

[cellio]

Yeah -- how am I going to get my football and pirates fixes if the city doesn't give us shiny new stadia? They can't start too soon on the hockey stadium and basketball court, etiher!