things I'd never say (meme)

[cellio]

This amused me. From rani23:

1. Comment to this entry with a post you think would be totally out of character for me — something I'd never talk about, never discuss, never say, anything. It has to be completely out of character. (Basically comment with a fake post that I would never write about or say.)

2. Post this in your own journal.

Comments

[anniemal.livejournal.com]

You are mean. I'll have to work on this.

[ginamariewade.livejournal.com]

I have to take this big box of dildoes to the Republican National Convention, right after I eat this big bacon cheeseburger.

[jeannegrrl.livejournal.com]

Es difícil saber lo que usted nunca diría cuándo nos conocemos solamente con LJ ;-)

[amergina.livejournal.com]

hmm. I think I want to have lots of kids. And be a stay at home mom.

[rani23.livejournal.com]

"I've decided I'm going to become a Mormon!"

[alienor.livejournal.com]

And then I turned to Dani and told him, "Let's have a family. We'll start with 10 kids, and see where we want to go from there."

[indigodove.livejournal.com]

And then I took the cats to the pound, since everyone knows cats steal a baby's breath in the cradle.

Since my first idea was already done...

[alienor.livejournal.com]

I GOT MAH SECOND GIRLFREIND PREGNANT 2DAY!11!1!!! OMG LOL I DONT KNOW Y THAY KEP GATNG TAHT WAY DA FIRST IS STIL AS BIG AS A HOUSE1!!!1 WTF LOL O WEL GUES IVE GOT 2 GO STEAL SOMA CIGAERTES!!1!!! WTF LOL

[cahwyguy.livejournal.com]

the other day, i was listening to britney spears. omg. she's just to
die for. i mean, i just love how she does "satisfaction". i think she
is the role model for my generation. ya know. i <3 her.

oh oh oh oh i got this new game for my computer. its one of these
jesus and the water things. i think its really fun. its so easy to
use. no instructions but computers are so easy no one needs
instructions anymore

i like computers so much. its great to live in such modern times. id
never want to live in the past. just give me a good modern dance club
hip hop music, britney spears, outcast, linkoln park, jessica simpson
and omg omg omg i'm a happy girl

[jeannegrrl.livejournal.com]

These responses are cracking me up. I hope some people respond to my meme... :-)

[zare-k.livejournal.com]

Jesus spoke to me and told me that technology is the tool of Satan and that I should expel all the electronics to my house. Last Saturday morning I drove down to the river and threw in all the PCs. I will be living as a Luddite from now on.

[tangerinpenguin.livejournal.com]

Everybody's been whining about how the taxes are too high in Pittsburgh. How thoughtless is that? I mean, everybody knows the fundamental job of government is to pay for all the cool things that we can't necesarily individually afford.

Well, you know, that and cracking down on those weirdoes who just won't fit in with respectable society like the rest of us. Don't they know they're just making it harder to spot the terrorists?

[ichur72.livejournal.com]

Watch a science fiction show? Are you kidding? Those things are like, so not interesting! And people who compose or sing their own music are weird, 'cause can't they just buy it from the store and let other people do all the work?

[aliza250.livejournal.com]

[Sexually explicit post, complete with 4-letter words.]

[dagonell.livejournal.com]

The orgy last night was the best one I've been to in months! I'm not sure, but I think seven men in one evening is a new 'personal best' for me! And that new bondage equipment Dagonell brought to the party was fantastic! :D

[psu-jedi.livejournal.com]

Hey, do you know there's a bunch of freaks that dress up in some kind of costumes and live in tents for two weeks? It's called Pennsick, or something like that! It's more smelly than a Star Trek convention. What freaks!