There is something wrong with the "small" margarita
(the menu listed "small" and "large") ringing up
on the bill as "kid's margarita". (Mad Mex,
Sunday night.)
Father staggers into the kitchen, unshaven, rumpled and bleary-eyed. His two small children look on wide-eyed as he grabs a cup of coffee and then begins to look normal. Smallest boy says: "What's Daddy drinking?" Slightly older sister replies: "Coffee. It's what turns grown-ups into people."
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cellio
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Date: 2004-09-21 09:22 am (UTC)Doctor to father: Your blood pressure, cholesterol, [...other stuff...] are all way off the scale. What exactly do you eat?
Father: Well let's see... in the morning I'll have a couple of things of coffee...
Doctor: Two cups of coffee is fine. What else?
Father: Not cups, pots. Then I'll crack open a slab of bacon...
Doctor (offstage): Nurse, you might want to tell Mrs. Martin to reschedule.
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Date: 2004-09-21 09:57 am (UTC)Father staggers into the kitchen, unshaven, rumpled and bleary-eyed. His two small children look on wide-eyed as he grabs a cup of coffee and then begins to look normal. Smallest boy says: "What's Daddy drinking?" Slightly older sister replies: "Coffee. It's what turns grown-ups into people."