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Monica ([personal profile] cellio) wrote2004-11-23 02:22 pm
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not technically helpful...

I was trying to find out if Butterball turkeys actually contain butter, so I went to their web site. I could find nothing about ingredients/additives on the site, but I found this in the "about us" section: "In fact, the Butterball name was chosen to characterize a new, special breed of broad-breasted white feather turkeys, not because the turkeys contain butter, as many mistakenly believe."

Just a few more words could have removed the ambiguity. So it's a mistake to believe that the turkeys contain butter, or (what this technically says) that it's a mistake to believe that their name has anything to do with the possible presence of butter? Having failed to disambiguate with the resources they provide, I sent them email.

Odd detail: while they have a domain name (the obvious one, in fact), customer support has an AOL address.

Update: Reply received; no butter. (See comments.)

[identity profile] laurabee.livejournal.com 2004-11-23 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I seem to recall that Butterball turkeys are injected with "a solution", which I assumed to be turkey broth and flavor. It's possible that there's butter in the solution. And, I don't know if it matters (not being very conversant in all things kosher or if that's what you're after), but they have a whole page about serving Butterball turkeys during Passover.
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[personal profile] dsrtao 2004-11-23 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
The solution is vegetable oil, salt, water, and sometimes MSG. (If it contains MSG, it will be mentioned on the packaging.)

ConAgra owns all sorts of things, including Hebrew National and Slim Jim.

[identity profile] profane-stencil.livejournal.com 2004-11-23 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It occurs to me now that I had always assumed that the name "Butterball" was a reference to the noun "butterball" -as dictionary.com has it, a rotund individual. Perhaps I am mistaken.

I believe their website is *trying* to tell us that there's no butter in the bird, but who can tell for sure? I hope you get an answer to your email.

[identity profile] profane-stencil.livejournal.com 2004-11-23 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I found you on [livejournal.com profile] kayre's friends page, which I found through...well, I've lost track. That we have no friends or (explicit) interests in common is a plus, as far as I'm concerned. I can't imagine a worse friends list than one in which everyone thinks, looks, and lives the same way. (Actually, I can imagine something worse- a friends list in which everyone has everything in common, and no one can write an interesting sentence.)

Thanks for the welcome. I'll add you to my list. You are invited to add me back.

[identity profile] profane-stencil.livejournal.com 2004-11-23 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Friend of a friend of a friend of a friend (etc.) tends to work well for me- most people have at least one interesting friend (provided you avoid the teens and goths and exhibitionists, who tend to be easy to find, anyway...).

[identity profile] anniemal.livejournal.com 2004-11-23 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I have decidedly weird photographs of my hand with butter under a turkey skin. I buy cheap turkeys and imbue them. May or may not do it this year. It worked well. Maybe plain. For mom and our mutual weight gain. Jellied cranberry sauce or Mama Stamberg's Relish. Just glad I'm not going to have to deal with strangers. That was a scare.

[identity profile] sue-n-julia.livejournal.com 2004-11-24 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Try using sage and garlic instead of butter under the skin for a taste treat. Or, stuff under the skin with stuffing instead of in the body. The stuffing is a little drier and stiffer, but *very* tasty.

S

[identity profile] patsmor.livejournal.com 2004-11-24 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
May I say that reading this note reminded me of the West Wing episode where the President calls the company for information on stuffing the bird? ;-)

Re: response from Butterball

[identity profile] profane-stencil.livejournal.com 2004-11-25 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
You got a response! Even more amazing, you got a response that actually answered the question! Thanks for sharing it.

Of course butter would have to mentioned as an allergen. I should have thought of that. A common occurrence in internet communication- getting caught up in the superficial question (Why is it called "butterball"?) and losing sight of the important element ("Is Cellio going to have a problem with her parents' turkey"?). A great example here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/experimentego/180374.html), if anyone has the time to read it.