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Monica ([personal profile] cellio) wrote2005-03-01 10:48 pm
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corkscrew

Ok, I admit it: I'm growing old and (slightly) feeble. I need a new approach to cork removal. I sometimes buy wine with screw caps just to avoid this problem. Something's gotta change.

I've never been any good with the traditional corkscrew, the ones that bore a hole through the middle of the cork. I go off-center, or shed little bits of cork into the bottle, or otherwise damage the pristine state of the target liquid. I currently (try to) use a device I've heard called a "dishonest butler". It has two prongs that slide down the sides of the cork, and then you wiggle/twist the cork out using the handle. But apparently I don't have sufficient wrist strength for this any more. And I'm tired of having to ask Dani to open my bottles of lambic ale, darnit. I don't drink often, but when I do I want the ability to do it without outside assistance. I mean geez, it feels like I should just ask him to pass the Geritol while he's at it. Not good.

I think Consumer Reports did a survey of cork-removing devices a few years ago, but I don't still have the article. I have this vague recollection that it's possible to spend what seemed an outrageous figure (like $50 or so) for high-tech low-effort gadgets designed so that even your grandmother can open ornery bottles of wine. That's not necessarily outrageous, particularly when relatives come fishing for gift ideas.

Does anyone reading this have any recommendations -- what to look for or where to look? (I'm not really after recommendations for alternative beverages.)

[identity profile] goldsquare.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
There are two versions I have used that are utterly effortless - the "Rabbit" style (which is pictured in the link [livejournal.com profile] hopeness provided). I've also used tabletop types which mount to a cabinet table and work much the same way.

I had a regular corkscrew, which was teflon coated and had a plastic sleeve that fit over the bottle - just keep turning and the cork rides up the screw with ease - and the sleeve allowed for fairly reliable insertion angle.

If my ex-wife hadn't taken it, I'd go read the brand name for you. But I don't recall... Ah, of course, the web. This imaged version (http://momastore.org/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10001&storeId=10001&productId=22194&langId=-1) is what I mean, but can be found at a far lower price.

[identity profile] goldsquare.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, they are very much like table-top drill presses or morticing machines. Although I prefer the image of a 1-armed-bandit - it seems more convivial to drinking. :-)