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Quote of the day (heard from Dani): Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Applying
animal-training techniques to one's spouse -- must investigate
this. :-)
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shalmestere.)
Dang; failed to cache it before they took it down.
Anyone recognize it and have a copy?
This year's Bulwer-Lytton contest (for the worst opening line of a novel).
New vocabulary (PDF), from a coworker. My favorite is: Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. I also like: Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
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