tax humor

[cellio]

Overheard tonight: I have a question for the IRS. Can I depreciate the cost of purchasing my slaves and, if so, under what category? Is that a valid business expense?

Upon being told that slavery is illegal, he said that the IRS doesn't care; you also have to declare your income from selling crack. Fair enough.

(Still behind on LJ, by the way.)

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[xiphias.livejournal.com]

For tax purposes, they probably count as livestock.