eye tests
They have a new machine for visual field scans, so instead of taking 10-15 minutes (feels like 30) per eye, it now takes two minutes per to map the field of vision. The interface is still the same: stare at the cross-hairs and push the button when you see a flash of light anywhere. Flashes vary in position and brightness. I saw diagrams of the results showing the location of my blind spots (apparently we all have them). The machine still has the unfortunate characteristic of making noise when lights go off, which (1) makes it obvious I'm missing things and (2) enables gaming the system for those so inclined. (Gaming is obviously bad if you actually care about accurate results, but if you're a little unscrupulous and just need to pass this test to get your pilot's license, say, there'd be incentive.) Maybe they're actually clever and some of those sounds correspond to no-ops; that would be good.
Normal cornea thickness is 5.5. ("Units?" "Um, I don't know, but I can look it up for you." "That's ok; I'll ask the internet.") Both of mine are thicker than normal (6.26 right, 6.4 left). This is better than being too thin, and also means that my pressure isn't really as high as the glaucoma test says it is. I don't know if this is well-enough understood to be able to compute my actual pressure given a reading and the thickness data.
Learned in passing: the magic number for worrying about high pressure is 20. I always test in the 18-22 range, by the way. (That's with treatment; don't know what it would be without. Not inclined to find out.) So if I'm hovering at the magic line and my real pressure is probably a point or two lower, that suggests that the treatment is calibrated right.
She also took pictures of my retinas and let me see them. We had a lot of trouble with this; apparently my pupils were clenching their little fists and whining "we don't want to be dilated!". A double dose of the drops was enough to get a good picture of my right eye, but the one of the left was still kind of dark. If it's not clear enough, they should be able to redo it when I'm there for my next exam.

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Mabe it's a new trend in optometry education.
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That was years ago. I dread going back. My vision is slightly worse, but not that much worse.