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a conversational snippet
While driving past the Office Depot in Monroeville, which had horrible service the last two times we were there (leading us to decide never to return):
Dani: They could improve their business a lot if they hired a second person.
Me: The number of cars in the parking lot is kind of disturbing.
Dani: Two would overwhelm them.
Me: Three; the employee parks out front to make it look busy. Hmm; maybe they buy junkers to populate the parking lot.
Dani: But then the employee would have to spend some of his time washing them off.
Me: And moving them around.
Dani: So they need to rotate them. Maybe they sell them at discounts with other purchaes.
Me: Buy three toner cartridges and get a free Saturn!
Dani: They could improve their business a lot if they hired a second person.
Me: The number of cars in the parking lot is kind of disturbing.
Dani: Two would overwhelm them.
Me: Three; the employee parks out front to make it look busy. Hmm; maybe they buy junkers to populate the parking lot.
Dani: But then the employee would have to spend some of his time washing them off.
Me: And moving them around.
Dani: So they need to rotate them. Maybe they sell them at discounts with other purchaes.
Me: Buy three toner cartridges and get a free Saturn!