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The mishna teaches that if a man is seized with delerium his instruction to write a get is disregarded. The gemara asks what delerium is. From this begins a discussion (several pages in length) of various medical conditions and their cures. Some examples from today's daf:

  • For cataracts, take a scorpion with seven colors of stripe, dry, mix with stibium, and drop in the eyes. (Careful not to use too much!)
  • For night-blindness there is a complex ritual involving tying one's leg to a dog, processing through the streets with children calling out, and feeding the dog from different houses.
  • For toothache, crush garlic, put it on the thumbnail (on the side corresponding to the tooth), and wrap it in dough, but do not let it touch his flesh lest it cause leprosy.
  • For stomach pain, drink 100 grains of long pepper in wine daily for three days.
(67b mishna, 69a-b gemara)

(I suggest that this last one will at least alter your stomach-ache. :-) As for the scorpion... err, what?)

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Date: 2008-09-18 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ticklethepear.livejournal.com
I'm just curious - in Jewish tradition is there a concept of "the spirit of the law vs. the letter of the law"? For example Mormons have the Word of Wisdom which forbids "hot drinks" not caffeine, so soda is a gray area. Mormons who drink Coke (including myself) say that it is the addictive quality (the spirit of the law) that is forbidden rather than the actual drink itself (the letter of the law) since Coke is not a "hot drink."

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Date: 2008-09-18 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paquerette.livejournal.com
I might need to convince [livejournal.com profile] laid to try the dog thing. He has a lot of trouble driving at night. If nothing else, it sounds very amusing for the rest of us.

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Date: 2008-09-18 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caryabend.livejournal.com
I don't follow. You indicate that the spirit forbids "addictive qualities." Wouldn't that still preclude caffeine?

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Date: 2008-09-18 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ticklethepear.livejournal.com
The revelation specifies "hot drinks" which at the time (1833) meant coffee and tea, and not caffeine per se as an individual ingredient. So in theory foods and drinks that include caffeine, like Coke and chocolate, are acceptable as long as one is not addicted to them.

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Date: 2008-09-18 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ticklethepear.livejournal.com
This explains it a lot better than I can!
http://www.fairlds.org/Misc/Word_of_Wisdom_Caffeine_and_Hypocrisy.html

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Date: 2008-09-18 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astroprisoner.livejournal.com
Never mind the scorpion...I'm still trying to figure out how they came up with that night blindness cure!

"Well, it started out one night when I couldn't see, and I thought I was putting on my shoes...turns out I'd attached the dog to my leg by mistake..."

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Date: 2008-09-18 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caryabend.livejournal.com
"...as long as one is not addicted to them."

This is a slippery slope that ends with, "But I can quit at any time!"

Thanks for the clarifications below. Very instructive.

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Date: 2008-09-18 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ticklethepear.livejournal.com
Ah, human nature!

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Date: 2008-09-18 05:04 pm (UTC)
geekosaur: Shield of David in tapestry (judaism)
From: [personal profile] geekosaur
I'm imagining a bunch of drunk rabbis sitting around shooting the breeze, trying to come up with the most ridiculous "cure" for various incurable conditions.

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Date: 2008-09-18 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellipticcurve.livejournal.com
Think of it this way: if you are applying scorpion venom to your eyes, you will not care about the cataracts anymore.

Long pepper

Date: 2008-09-19 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nobble.livejournal.com
OMG, I think it would turn stomach ache into pure fluid. Talk about taking the extreme way out. This daf is not Elinor Fettiplace's Receipt Book!

Re: Long pepper

Date: 2008-09-19 09:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laid.livejournal.com
If they're talking about weight, it'd be 6.5 grams, give or take. Go check out the Aramaic and see if they're talking about weight there.

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Date: 2008-09-20 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ticklethepear.livejournal.com
Thank goodness chocolate isn't on the blacklist!

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