conversations

[cellio]

Another episode of "yes, we talk like this":

In a restaurant:
D: What's taking so long with my salad?
M: They're filleting your anchovies one by one.
D: They're catching my anchovies.
M: With little teeny fish-hooks.
D: They're not micro-fish.
M: Nobody does microfiche any more.

Road sign: "aggressive driving enforcement zone".
D: What does "aggressive" bind to?
M: "driving-enforcement" -- "you there, parked by the road -- shoo! shoo! This road is for driving!"

Comments

[hlinspjalda.livejournal.com]

*chuckle* You mean it's not just us?

[sethg]

This is to distinguish it from the "passive-aggressive driving enforcement zone", where the cop pulls you over, trudges up to your window, sighs, and says "I suppose that even though the sign there says 35, you could drive 45 on this street, if you really have to."

Micro fish

[tc-tick.livejournal.com]

I recently got a form letter from the state of Indiana with the box checked "the record was not fou8nd in the state index or the micro fish". The letter was then certified. I guess the record swam away.