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Monica ([personal profile] cellio) wrote2009-09-16 07:24 pm

Cirque du Fail

We saw Cirque du Soleil a few years ago and enjoyed the show, so we were planning to go again when we saw that they'd be in Pittsburgh next month. However, we've been overcome by a truly obnoxious ticketing process.

We were chugging along with the not-very-well-designed web site -- chose our show, accepted the offered tickets (which we could only kind-of sort-of locate on the seating chart), filled out all the info including the credit-card security code, were irritated at the $10/ticket service fee (for using the web site) but went ahead anyway, decided the $7/ticket insurance against "lost in the mail" was sleazy and we'd invoke Visa if necessary, and thought we were done -- but no, it then routed us to a page where we had to sign up for some security service "for our protection". That was one annoyance too many, so we fell back to ordering via phone.

The first attempt to do so ended after half an hour on hold with no sign of progress. A later attempt reached a human, who informed us that there'd be a $10/ticket fee (for using the phone), which prompted us to ask where we could just go buy tickets in person, and that turned out to be "nowhere in town". And, of course, they couldn't guarantee delivery without another $7/ticket. And only at this point did we realize that the venue is a stadium, not a smaller place like the last show, and I was pretty dubious about actually being able to see from the seats that were available. I really expected better from a base price of nearly $100/ticket.

So the heck with that. Maybe we'll buy a $20 DVD instead.

[identity profile] miz-hatbox.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
The signing-up for a security service... is that Verified By Visa? The ticketbastards don't do that, Visa does that. And yes it's annoying because they spring it on you when you want to be getting on with your life and buying whatever you were buying (in my case it was a time-sensitive money order to a relative in dire straits, and I was NOT amused at the interruption).

So while the timing sucked, VbV is a separate issue altogether.
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[personal profile] geekosaur 2009-09-17 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Randomness but skewed in favor of expensive popular items, in my experience.
That said, every time they sprung it on me there was a (sometimes hard to spot) "never mind that crap" button somewhere.

[identity profile] gregordv.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
As an aside, your blog post is right now the top three of the 1,450 hits for "Cirque du Fail" on Google.

[identity profile] mbarr.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I normally just end up w/ the tickets by email version. I don't think they offered to send real tickets to me. This was for one of the normal shows, vs the stadium types.

Which one are you guys getting for stadium?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/merle_/ 2009-09-17 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
They really try not to let you out of paying those extra ticket fees. I've given up on a number of live performances because I'm unwilling to give them the pint of blood (or $17) that they want in addition to the already expensive ticket price. The overhead of selling tickets really isn't that much, especially when it is automated!

Hmm. I should look into Ticketmaster stock. Bet they pay out huge dividends...

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/merle_/ 2009-09-20 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Airlines, hotels, cable, electricity.. yes.

Last week a friend from Australia visited, and she was shocked both by our taxes and the whole restaurant tipping thing. Apparently down there it's illegal to advertise prices that don't include the tax, and waiters are paid actual wages. Sounds like a good system to me.
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[personal profile] fauxklore 2009-09-18 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The fee that annoys me the most is the ticket delivery fee that gets charged no matter how you get your ticket. Print yourself, by mail, will call - no way to avoid it.