dentist

My track record amply demonstrates that I only go to doctors if something is really wrong, or if they're pretty darn convenient. As a result, I need a new dentist now that I work on the South Side instead of Shadyside.

There's a dentist next to the Giant Eagle where I sometimes pick up lunch (mmm, salad bar), so today I walked in and asked if they take my dental plan. They do, so I picked up a card and put it in my pocket.

When I got back to the office I noticed that after the usual info they had a line in fairly large print that says "We cater to cowards".

I think these guys are going to be my kind of dentists. :-)