Pittsburgh's finest (I didn't say at what...)

A quiz: You are approaching a ramp for a turn -- that is, traffic only enters that ramp from the direction from which you are coming, and there's a gentle turn with plenty of exposure. A police car is parked on the far side of the ramp (where the road you're on continues). There is plenty of room to enter the ramp behind the police car. Someone is sitting in the car. There are no cones, flares, blockades, or the like behind the car.

Is the ramp closed?

I couldn't tell, so I pulled up to the beginning of the ramp (to get out of traffic), put on my blinkers, and started to get out of the car to go ask. Before I got that far, a police officer jumped out of the car and started yelling at me, saying things like "don't you know that when a police car blocks a road that means it's closed?". I said "I couldn't tell if you were trying to block this road, and was coming to ask". (Note: I did not say "So why didn't you park on the part of the ramp that oncoming traffic would actually drive on?" or anything of the sort, though it's a fair question.) The officer continued to be rather rude, and it took me a little while to learn that the entire bridge, not just this ramp to it, was closed. Good thing I asked.

Now to the best of my knowledge, I have never in my life been anything but exceedingly polite and deferential when it comes to dealing with police officers. For that matter, I strive for quite a bit of courtesy when dealing with people in the service industry in general -- mostly because they deserve it until proven otherwise, and partly because of enlightened self-interest. Most of the time, people in the service industry are at least civil, if not polite, to their customers, until circumstances dictate that some other approach is called for. But somehow, in my limited experience, the local police officers seem to be an exception; this isn't the first time that one has started out rude without provocation. It bugs me, because they wield additional power that, say, the clerk at Giant Eagle doesn't wield, and they have a corresponding obligation to use that power wisely. Instead, people like today's specimen use it as license to act like jerks. (And, for those who are wondering, this is anecdotal evidence that this happens to people who aren't members of the commonly-profiled groups, too.)

And a second-order gripe: as I learned later, the Birmingham Bridge was closed at 9:00 this morning because it was icy. (So that police car had been there for a couple hours, at least.) Roads began to get icy at 10:00 last night; where the hell were the salt trucks and snow plows during those 11 hours? There was no snow falling this morning; that bridge should have been ice-free before the morning rush hour ever started.

My tax dollars at rest, I guess. They're sure not at work today.

google check

It's good to google yourself occasionally. Currently, the first 100 hits I get are mostly my home page, pages about Joy and Jealousy (a book I co-wrote on 15th-century Italian dance), lots of benign SCA stuff, filk, folk music, and employment (company directories and the like).

One of the links to the dance book is in Cyrillic, oddly enough, so I now know one way to transliterate my name into that character set. I wonder if it's a phonetic transliteration and, if so, how the author thinks my last name is pronounced.

There's a link to a page of credits for Common Lisp: The Language. (I was an undergrad assistant, and can actually point to some of my words in the finished book.) There's also a link to a recipe that an SCA friend named after me, which I didn't realize he had published with that name until more recently.

It's not until link #54 that you get the first reference to a lawsuit I was involved in some years back, and that's for the award of attorneys' fees and costs, which means no one can reasonably claim it was a frivolous suit. (Oddly, I don't recognize the site that archived that.) Hints that this journal exists start showing up in the 40s, but you'd have to already know about LJ to recognize them. (The journal itself isn't indexed, but that doesn't prevent interest lists and the userinfo page from showing up.)

All in all, I think potential stalkers would get bored. Which is the correct outcome. :-)

Update: This entry was inspired by this article, which was pointed out by browngirl. (Nothing new here for me, but it's a good summary/overview.)

Sigh.

"We're sorry. We are currently experiencing a service disruption in [my zip code -- and only my zip code -- here]".

Does anyone local have a tape of tonight's "West Wing"? If so, could I copy it before next week's episode airs?

(The same outage also took out "Enterprise" and "Twilight Zone". The former repeats on Saturday, so I"ll catch it then; the latter doesn't repeat until reruns season, near as I can tell.)

This managed to nail 60% of the television I watch, or 40% after the "Enterprise" rerun. Oops.