humor break

Scamming the scammer: an eBay seller plays along with an obvious scam.

Hamlet, abridged. Excerpt:

Act III, Scene 4:
HAMLET: As long as I've got your attention, can I tell you how cool Dad was?
GERTRUDE: . . .
HAMLET: And how much it sucks that you MARRIED THE GUY WHO STOLE MY THRONE?
GHOST: *ahem*
HAMLET: Oh, right, mission creep, sorry.