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Rules of the sukkah via kmelion, by someone channelling Dr. Seuss.

From the "I can't make this stuff up" department:

Man sues God for not keeping him safe from the devil. As khaosworks points out in his analysis of the case, the plaintiff has problems not just of enforcement but also of venue and contributory negligence.

This one is especially for nsingman: An (unnamed) company is developing a two-part implantable MP3 player (link from autographedcat). This has "bad idea" written all over it. (I also assume it's a hoax.) But think of the UI implications!