ETA: What I want to know is whether there are NPC antagonists also playing these games - like do the monsters have to play shuffleboard, too? In which case, do you get to sing while they're playing? Because that opens up a whole glorious world of bardic powers.
Don't let this be you
"In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing."
("Horsetamer's Daughter" is probably fine.)
ETA: What I want to know is whether there are NPC antagonists also playing these games - like do the monsters have to play shuffleboard, too? In which case, do you get to sing while they're playing? Because that opens up a whole glorious world of bardic powers.