The bit about the actual fruitcake getting shellacked for real reminds me of a set of Royal Whims from the Eastrealm back before AEthelmearc went kingdom... One Majesty's whims included "Fruit is the best dessert." The other Majesty's whims included "Fruit is a garnish best served Shellacked."
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One Majesty's whims included "Fruit is the best dessert."
The other Majesty's whims included "Fruit is a garnish best served Shellacked."