now pull the other one

There is an old joke about a man who is talking with his doctor after having surgery on his hands. He asks the doctor, "will I be able to play the piano when I recover?". The doctor says yes, he'll make a full recovery. "Great," the man says, "I've always wanted to know how to play".

This morning I got email -- sent through the contact form on my personal web site -- from someone with "hacker" in the address (yeah, right):

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Gosh, I'd sure like to have that database full of employee and customer information. Wow, I have employees and customers! And a database! Maybe as a show of good faith you could tell me some of the information you "extracted"? Or if that's too hard, let's start with: what kind of database did you say that was? Surely you can tell me that.

I'm also curious about why you took the inefficient route here. Your email to webmaster got filtered as spam; I happened to notice it but could easily have missed it. Since you have my database full of contact information, why didn't you contact me directly? Just a helpful tip for reaching your future "customers" -- take the direct path.

Oh, and since you've got remote control of my server anyway, could you upgrade to the latest Emacs? I've been meaning to do that. You do want a good review for customer service, right?

Finally, since your proposal includes commitments to future actions on your part, please provide a verifiable contact address in case I need to make a claim.

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