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[cellio]

From a friend: just because something has a name doesn't mean it deserves a name. Exhibit A: consecotaleophobia. Exhibit B: Zymarikaphobia.

Seen on the net; source unknown:

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Lost Roomba!!!

(Photo)
His name is "Higgins". 35cm /9cm high / 2.8kg
DOES NOT BITE!!!

Roomba app info:
Battery: 3%
Dust bin: 190%

My husband left our bungalow door open and our Roomba escaped!!! We followed his cleaning track for 4 Km down to the beach where we lost his trail. Higgins can not swim!!! Please help us bring Higgins back! (Tear-off strips with contact information)

Comments

[ellenmillion]

Haha! Poor Higgins.

[madfilkentist]

What do you call the fear of eating spaghetti with chopsticks?

[richardf8]

It’s all for naught, I fear, because once that pasta drops from your trembling hands, there will be no Higgins to pick it up.

[conuly]

Oh, I hope they find Higgins. (They won't find Higgins.)