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Monica ([personal profile] cellio) wrote2021-11-30 11:04 pm
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From a friend: just because something has a name doesn't mean it deserves a name. Exhibit A: consecotaleophobia. Exhibit B: Zymarikaphobia.

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Lost Roomba!!!

(Photo)
His name is "Higgins". 35cm /9cm high / 2.8kg
DOES NOT BITE!!!

Roomba app info:
Battery: 3%
Dust bin: 190%

My husband left our bungalow door open and our Roomba escaped!!! We followed his cleaning track for 4 Km down to the beach where we lost his trail. Higgins can not swim!!! Please help us bring Higgins back! (Tear-off strips with contact information)
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[personal profile] madfilkentist 2021-12-01 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you call the fear of eating spaghetti with chopsticks?
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[personal profile] richardf8 2021-12-02 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
It’s all for naught, I fear, because once that pasta drops from your trembling hands, there will be no Higgins to pick it up.
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