cellio: (don't panic)
Hey, Cambridge people:

Reference: this XKCD strip.

I'm told that the coordinates correspond to a park in your neighborhood, and that some folks are planning to be there. (I won't be, as I don't live anywhere near there, but I have readers who might want to know about this.)

random bits

Aug. 1st, 2007 08:56 pm
cellio: (whump)
I guess I shouldn't be surprised by bit rot. I've been at my current employer for several years, and our code base is Java (and now a little bit of C#). Today we interviewed a candidate whose background is primarily C with some C++. I was about to write the programming problem on the whiteboard, translated from Java to a language he'd be more comfortable in... and had forgotten too much syntax. Oops! I used to be proficient in both. I still know C++ well enough to work in (on existing code), and of course can still speak to it on a conceptual level, but I no longer know it well enough to generate from scratch. Bummer. I guess when you install Java you get garbage collection. :-)

(Just checked; still have rudimentary LISP. Good.)


Speaking of bit rot, from the "yes we really talk like this" department:

While discussing the too-old bread that was being disposed of:

Dani: Bread makes its greatest contribution to the ecology in the third week.

Me: No, bread makes its greatest contribution to medicine in the third week. It makes its contribution to ecology in the sixth week.

(In my defense, he bought the bread while I was out of town and it sat there neglected all this time.)


Speaking of food, yesterday was the last day at work for one of our more technical technical writers (not in my group), one of the primary implementors of our current XML-based system (DocBook-based). Another coworker got a cake, inscribed as follows: <colophon><para>We'll miss you Bill</para></colophon>. She did it herself; I can only imagine the things that could have gone wrong if phoning that in to the bakery. It went over well.

bunny melt

Apr. 15th, 2007 10:31 pm
cellio: (chocolate)
Last Sunday was Easter, so today was [livejournal.com profile] ralphmelton and [livejournal.com profile] lorimelton's annual bunny melt and high tea. It was quite a bit of fun, I met some new people (coworkers?), and the food was spectacular. (It's a pity no one thought to take pictures before we started eating.)

Lori suggested that this ritual meal needs a haggadah. I'll bet we can do something with that! This is the chocolate of affliction (leftovers at half price!); let all who are up to date on dental insurance come and eat. Ma nishtana: on most days we dip at most once but on this day we dip dozens of times; and on most days we eat our fruits plain but on this day we eat them with sugary goo. Four cups of tea is easy. I need to come up with something for the magid (the telling of the story). Err, that would require a story. :-)

In the evening some of us played a game that was new to me, Rum and Pirates. Each player (the game supports five) has a supply of pirates, which can be placed on the board to direct the active piece toward various special spaces. These spaces might provide victory points (or chances at same), or they might provide tools (such as money and free re-rolls of the die). The game is fun and not too complicated. According to the box it plays in 60-75 minutes; we took 90 but three of us had never played before. The game has a lot of parts (mostly chits), but -- unusual for such games these days -- it actually comes with a suitable plastic holder with the correct number of subdivisions. Most games give you a random assortment of compartments (or none at all) and you end up using zipper bags, which is a hassle if you have a lot of different types of pieces. Anyway, fun game; I'd definitely play again.

tax humor

Apr. 11th, 2007 10:32 pm
cellio: (don't panic)
Overheard tonight: I have a question for the IRS. Can I depreciate the cost of purchasing my slaves and, if so, under what category? Is that a valid business expense?

Upon being told that slavery is illegal, he said that the IRS doesn't care; you also have to declare your income from selling crack. Fair enough.

(Still behind on LJ, by the way.)
cellio: (lj-procrastination)
Google Maps directions from Pittsburgh to London (not Ontario), courtesy of Dani. It's cool that they have a sense of humor, but I wonder about their optimization criteria. (Why Boston?) :-)
cellio: (out-of-mind)
What with the DSL outage, I'm rather behind on LJ. I might or might not be able to catch up over the next couple days. If there's anything you think I should see/know (since Wednesday) that I haven't yet commented on, please point it out. Thanks.

In an attempt to provide some non-DSL content:

Me: I saw an arrogant license plate yesterday: GODSENT.
Dani: Maybe it was meant to be parsed differently.
Me: Divinely-owned foliage of unusual size would require a space.
Dani: Maybe they want it to be ambiguous.
Me: Anyone who considers that ambiguous is not in their target audience.

:-)
cellio: (out-of-mind)
A good discussion of rights by [livejournal.com profile] xiphias.

I'm cooking an SCA feast for Purim. I have recently learned that I can get goat, and I have this lovely-sounding recipe for a goat stew. Must investigate. (I have a draft menu that is now awaiting comment from some of my partners in food perpetration.) I'm looking forward to the event, especially the treatment of the book of Esther by I Genesii, the local commedia del'arte troupe.

For gamers and foodies, from [livejournal.com profile] ohiblather comes this link to cupcakes of Catan.

Someone published a parody of Second Life, called Get A First Life. The makers of Second Life, rather than sending a "cease and desist" letter, sent a proceed and persevere letter. Good for them!

Forwarded by [livejournal.com profile] osewalrus, Nigerian kitten spam.

cellio: (house)
We got a new furnace this year, but I don't yet know how to assess its performance. Just comparing gas bills to last year doesn't help; I can look up the rate difference, but I don't know how to account for the differences in weather. (This winter has been warmer than last so far.) I guess I need to find control data -- local people with the same gas company who haven't changed their usage patterns.

From a FAQ for a new appliance: "What does it mean that this is UL-certified and how do I know it is?". I really doubt that's a FAQ. If people ask anything like that, it's probably "how do I know this is safe to use?". I have no objection to them including this information; I merely object to the misuse of that "F" in "FAQ". :-)

You've probably seen the "rules for being an evil overlord" -- things like "when I'm an evil overlord, I won't reveal my secret plans before killing the hero". Here's an IT spin: security lessons of evil overlords.

Shopping penguin, from [livejournal.com profile] gnomi. Bizarre but cute.

In Germany, if you can't muster your party faithful for a protest, you can now rent a protester (link from [livejournal.com profile] jducoeur). At those rates, though, I have trouble seeing how it could be cost-effective.

cellio: (out-of-mind)
On the way home tonight from an SCA event, in the rain:

Dani: I'm really disappointed that we got a non-balmy day in January.
Me: I'm sure it's balmy somewhere. (Pause.) I'm sure it's day somewhere.
Dani: The operative word was "get".
Me: You have to go pick it up; they don't deliver.

(Apparently my theory that I had dodged some winter weather while in Israel was mistaken; it was warm here the entire time I was gone.)
cellio: (out-of-mind)
Some coworkers and I ate lunch at Zenith Tea Room, a nearby vegetarian restaurant. The place is pretty quirky, filled with all sorts of bizarre kitsch. (Think Bucca di Beppo with a bit more taste.)

In the restroom, every horizontal surface and most of the walls are covered with statues and plaques of owls. I sat there with hundreds of pairs of big artificial eyes on me. I've never felt so on-display in a restroom in my life. :-)

short takes

Dec. 5th, 2006 10:15 pm
cellio: (sleepy-cat)
Seen in a sig file: "Don't sweat the small stuff. Gnomes, for example."

For a mere $26/pound, you can get custom M&Ms printed with your messages. I don't know whether to be amused or disturbed. :-)

This is a great litttle hack. Don't worry if you can't read the text (I can't either); the pictures are the important part.

[livejournal.com profile] merle_ reports a distubing level of waste in disposing of counterfeit products and proposes a sensible solution.

I received email from someone at my synagogue today saying "thanks for serving on the nominating committee (for the board); our first meeting will be...". I'm on the nominating committee? Ok -- happy to do it, but I think someone forgot to make a phone call. :-) (I've been on the nominating committee twice before, so I know how it's worked in the past. I actually consider this to be a pretty important position, because the congregation just votes in the nominees unless something goes Really Wrong, which I haven't seen.)

cellio: (out-of-mind)
(The web interface is being wacky. If you saw a mis-formmatted post from me -- I didn't do it. Let's try again.)

Domain names to avoid, from [livejournal.com profile] dagonell.

This conversation is funny in that oddly-familiar way (from [livejournal.com profile] xiphias).

Quote of the day from [livejournal.com profile] dglenn: "The country is run by extremists, because moderates have shit to do." --John Stewart, on The Daily Show. (Meta: I tried to email this to myself and the filter at work blocked due to profanity.)

Last night Dani was explaining the cult of Eye of Argon, an astonishingly-bad SF story, to a friend. Naturally there is a Wikipedia entry. Dani called my attention to the following comment about the author from there: "a malaprop genius, a McGonagall of prose with an eerie gift for choosing the wrong word and then misapplying it".

The new furnace has a display with buttons and a numeric read-out... and no user documentation (but lots of installation documentation). How odd. Fortunately, furnaces usually don't require a lot of user intervention: turn on in October and off in April (or whenever, adjusted for your locale).

Well, we had a few good sukkah nights before rain and cold ended that. And note to future self: the week of Sukkot has the longest morning (weekday) services of the year; anything you can do to expedite (without rushing) will be looked upon with favor by the congregation.

cellio: (avatar-face)
I'm pretty disgusted with Congress right now. There's a reason we have consitutional guarantees of pesky little things like due process. I hope the pre-election ploy backfires.

This map provides a pretty nifty visualization of 5000 years' worth of conquest of the middle east. (Link from [livejournal.com profile] goldsquare.)

On lighter notes...

I was delighted today to learn about TweakUI from a coworker. (Google for it with your version of Windows to get to the right page.) This tool supports a bunch of UI modifications that I haven't explored yet; the one that got me to download and install it is "focus follows mouse", which users of X-Windows may remember. Sometimes there's not enough screen real-estate and I just want to type a command into that mostly-buried shell; why should I have to bring it to the top first? The surprising thing is that this was published by Microsoft (though they say very clearly that it is not supported). I guess there are developers at Microsoft who don't agree with the standard-issue UI. :-)

Some things are Deeply Wrong. As evidence, I offer the can of cat food labelled thus: "white meat chicken Florentine in a delicate sauce with garden veggies". I don't know what's more disturbing: that someone brought that to market, or that Erik loved it. (No, I didn't buy this; it was a free sample.)

cellio: (avatar-face)
Bruce Schneier has an excellent essay on what the terrorists want. Excerpt: The surest defense against terrorism is to refuse to be terrorized. Our job is to recognize that terrorism is just one of the risks we face, and not a particularly common one at that. And our job is to fight those politicians who use fear as an excuse to take away our liberties and promote security theater that wastes money and doesn't make us any safer. (I think I got this from [livejournal.com profile] goldsquare.)

On a lighter note...

I found myself wondering the other day about wisdom teeth. What's the connection between teeth and mental acuity, and what does it mean that most of us end up having them pulled out at some point? Do wisdom teeth grant wisdom, or consume it?

Tonight Dani and I drove past a (closed) store called "Bird Bath". This seems rather specialized for the amount of real estate involved. I suggested a garden shop that, perhaps to stay in business, also sells fountains and planters. Dani proposed an avian spa. I kind of like that: imagine your songbird or parrot in an itty bitty jaccouzi, maybe with a shampoo and grooming -- maybe even massage and pedicure. Would the bath end with itty bitty blow dryers, do you think? Or would feathers respond better to towels and time?

From the Dilbert blog (lost the actual entry link, sorry): Allow me to explain the business model of a cruise ship. When you set sail, the ship has a billion tons of food and a few thousand humans. The cruise company's objective is to end the cruise with something on the order of one leftover cupcake and a billion tons of feces. I'm fairly certain that if that goal is not met, a busboy from Mozambique is thrown overboard as a warning to the other crew members. We ate our share just to make sure Pooka Muuwa was safe.

cellio: (out-of-mind)
One of the things that's hard about learning English from the outside (and, I presume, hard about other languages) is how much of common usage is idiom and analogy. This thought came to mind during a meeting today with exchanges like the following (in fairly rapid succession):

silliness ahead )

[1]

cellio: (don't panic)
Dani: Which came first, Coke Zero or Pepsi One?

Monica: Pepsi One, as far as I know.

Dani: So Coke Zero is an attempt at one-downsmanship?

more fluff )

cellio: (out-of-mind)
But first, thanks to everyone for the comments about glasses on a prior post!

A "scientist" claims that if enough people on earth jump at precisely the same time, we can kick the planet into a better orbit (courtesy of a coworker). Excerpt: Niesward claims that on this day "Earth occupies one of the most fragile positions in its orbits for the last 100 years." According to the site [http://WorldJumpDay.org], the shift in orbit will "stop global warming, extend daytime hours and create a more homogeneous climate." It is, of course, a prank, but it sounds like it was well-done. It's also generated some counter-prank in the form of an anti-jump movement:

Members of the online environmental site treehugger.com have been debating not only the physical possibility of the jump's promise but the morality of its outcome. Some believe it's risky to alter Earth's orbit, while others fear the jump will make the Gregorian calendar obsolete because of the length of Earth's new orbit. Others doubt the ability of the world's population to synchronize an event like this.

(Well, I hope that anti-jumpers are doing this tongue in cheek; I'll admit I didn't follow it up. :-) )

cellio: (out-of-mind)
Yesterday I asked what's wrong with this ad? This produced some very interesting answers, which I'll unscreen momentarily.

When I saw the ad I immediately (well, within two or three seconds) said to myself "that's the wrong melody!". No matter what part of the bell you consider the "note head" to be (bottom? center of gravity? something else?), the first seven notes must be the same, and they're not. For the record, I parsed the first six as Bs, though the third is leaning toward A, and the seventh -- the first one on the next line -- as definitely an A. The second line is correct except for all being down a step from the previous line. And there's the issue of key signature.

I didn't notice the repeat markers at all, while most of the people who commented did. (Aside: is the repeat structure on the second line well-formed? The repeat at the end of the first line implicitly returns to the beginning of the song, but doesn't the second line require a |: mark at the beginning?)

I noticed right away that they wrote "jingles" instead of "jingle" in the second line, but I decided that it was a play on the name of the candy and thus not wrong. As someone else pointed out, it's never been clear whether "jingle" is a verb or an adjective in this context anyway. One could make a case for "jingle all the way" being a noun phrase with an implicit "there exist(s)" prefix; if you do that then "jingles" is not incorrect. Of course, if "jingle" is a verb then there's a grammatical problem in that line.

A couple of people noted the absence of temporal values (so did I) and pursued the idea of color-encoded values (a very clever idea I didn't think of). The ad didn't take that approach, alas; the first two trios of notes would have required the same color sequence.

Some people pointed out the scansion problems in their additional text. I didn't try to parse that as lyrics, so I didn't notice that.

Edit: And special kudos to [livejournal.com profile] cvirtue, who noticed that those aren't sleigh bells. :-)

pop quiz

Dec. 11th, 2005 04:08 pm
cellio: (out-of-mind)
What's wrong with this advertisement? Read more... )
cellio: (moon-shadow)
LJ is still dropping more comment email than it's delivering, at least to me. If I haven't responded to something you expected me to reply to, that's probably why.

This week I have been blessed with food gifts. First [livejournal.com profile] lorimelton and [livejournal.com profile] ralphmelton gave me yummy ginger-chocolate bars (and is that crystalized ginger mixed into the batter too?), and then today's mail brought a lovely fruitcake from [livejournal.com profile] browngirl. It's beautiful and smells wonderful, and I look forward to savoring it in small doses.

Scott Adams' entry on bluffing literacy could explain some people I've known. :-)

Someone gave me this at Darkover. I've always wanted one! image behind here )

cellio: (mars)
1. You get to send a written question back in time to one of the great sages, and receive a written answer. What do you ask, and to whom? Read more... )

2. As you get to know people, what do you feel surprises them the most about you? Read more... )

3. When you RPG, do you prefer a character mostly like yourself or mostly unlike yourself? Are there any recurring traits in characters you've enjoyed, or ways they seem to converge on something? Read more... )

4. What skill do you wish you'd studied in childhood so that you could just do it now? Read more... )

5. You can set up exactly one teleport ring, from your home to another place. It can only be used by you, and you can only move yourself and a small bit of luggage or family pet through it. Where is the other side? Why? How often will you use it? Read more... )

You know the drill: if you want a set of questions, ask. You'll update your journal, including the offer to propegate.

cellio: (mandelbrot)
The Hebrew word "hodu" is the root for "thanks". (Aside to Ralph: yes, "modah" is the same word with different grammatical dressing.) It is also the (modern) word for "turkey". Heh.

Seasonal humor: Mishnah Hodu (go to the second entry in the digest). It's not as funny as the Halacha of Xmas, but the latter is not yet in its proper season and the former is still pretty good. (For additional fun, continue on to the third digest entry, on the hermeneutics of the stop sign.)

Tomorrow we will go to my parents' house for Thanksgiving, and then Friday morning I head off to the Darkover convention near Baltimore with Robert and Kathy. I'm looking forward to all the good music, and to seeing Harold and Becky, [livejournal.com profile] dglenn, Clam Chowder (the group not the soup), and many other friends. I hadn't realized it until recently, but this will be my 20th year for this con.

This year I am thankful for many things (in no particular order):

Read more... )

cellio: (avatar)
I just walked through a door that is being held open by a computer. (Not the one named "doorstop", however.)

We joke about that sort of thing, but I don't think I've actually seen a computer doorstop since my CMU days. Mmmm... Perq -- doorstop and space heater rolled into one! :-)

(The Perq was a fine machine for its time; I had no complaints. Some projects tended to use machines far past their times, however, and that can be more challenging.)
cellio: (avatar)
The question (not mine): if you were building a thermometer (the kind that lives in your medicine cabinet at home), what range of temperatures would you support? I said the problem was insufficiently specified, but that my baseline would be 96-106 and if there's no appreciable expense in widening it, I'd go in the range of 90-110 or -120, because why not. But the problem was still insufficiently specified; I was assuming digital readout, not a column of mercury in a usually-illegibly-marked tube. In the latter case, you want the minimum useful range, because you've got limited real estate for the markings. If you could have those 10 degrees occupy 80% of the tube and have the rest be compressed that'd be different, I said.

So Dani challenged that -- why assume that the tube is uniform? I said because otherwise you're out of the price range of medicine-cabinet thermometers. This, in turn, led to speculation about how that type of thermometer is manufactured; I argued for a large uniform (hollow) rod that's cut to length with ends then treated (seal at one end, mercury + bulb at other), while he argued for individually molded. (Insert tangent about plastic vs. glass here.) Of course, neither of us actually knows anything about this; we're trying to make intelligent guesses and apply design principles from other fields.

I don't think we're the only people who have weird speculative conversations like this, but I never seem to notice stuff like this coming from other tables in restaurants. On the other hand, we haven't been kicked out of any restaurants for annoying the neighbors either. (On the third hand, it seems to take a lot to produce that result.)

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