cellio: (spam)
I've been noticing for a while that my spam traps are identifying less spam but this is not due to any ineffectiveness on their part -- the amount of spam that gets through has not increased. To check my memory I drilled some core samples in my reports from pobox.com. In spring 2008 I was routinely receiving 500-600 pieces of spam a day; over the next year it seems to have averaged closer to 350-400, still high, with a brief rise to 500-600 in April/May 2009. Then, starting in May 2009, the volume started to drop to about 250/day over the course of a month. Over the next year (to May 2010) it dropped to about 150. It has continued to drop slowly and now hovers around 100, but I've gotten several daily reports with two-digit numbers in them in recent days. Last night I was comparing notes with somebody else who has data available, and it's not just me.

This sent me to Google. I couldn't find the motherlode -- a graph of global daily spam levels over a 3-year period (or more; I'd take more :-) ), but I did find some reports from Symantec suggesting that there is something big going on. this announcement from Dec 2010 links to a report (PDF) that suggests a two-thirds drop in spam between August and December of last year, and this report for February-March 2011 shows a big drop just in that time. According to Symantec, in August 2010 the global spam level was about 220 billion messages per day; a month and a half ago it was about 30 billion. (I'm eyeballing charts, so some approximation has occurred. But you get the idea.)

Really? Wow. They attribute this to the shutdown of major botnets, and I saw other articles making that claim too (without citing data). Sure, there have been some big hits that evn made the mainstream news, but I didn't realize the effect of multiple counter-attacks on the spammers had been so strong. I feel kind of bummed that I didn't really notice a 90% drop in spam, but that's because the filters were doing their jobs and the volume was too high to make review practical.

Former email spammers have moved on to other venues, I'm sure. I assume that Facebook and Twitter get a fair bit. (I'm not on either, so have no direct observations.) We've all seen LJ comment-spam; I assume it happens to other blogging sites too. So it's still out there, but less of it is being aimed at our individual inboxes, it appears. Neat.

LJ spam

Mar. 15th, 2011 09:03 am
cellio: (spam)
In the last month or so I've seen a large increase in the number of spam comments I get. (That's why I had to set anonymous comments to be screened, though it delays some legitimate comments.) I understand that this has been happening all over LJ. What puzzles me is why a majority of my spam comments have targeted this short, older entry on an obscure topic -- but an entry that is not so complete or keyword-laden to be clearly the definitive web page on the topic or anything like that. I mean, what search produces that page as a top candidate, and why would spammers selling dating services and shoes and Viagra care about those search terms? I just don't get it; what's so special about that one among my 3000+ journal entries?

lj bug

random bits

May. 2nd, 2010 04:08 pm
cellio: (tulips)
It's entertaining when malware distributors are both bold and stupid, like with this email I got today: "Dear customer, we have disabled your email account because we believe it has been compromised. To restore, run the attached executable and use the following password: 12345". (Yes, it was sent in the clear.) How many things are wrong with that ploy? Sheesh.

Serendipitiously, 15 minutes after seeing that scam I saw this excellent tutorial on password management by [livejournal.com profile] vonstrassburg. No, not the "how to choose a good password" hints you already know, but, rather, how to deal with the fact that that doesn't really work. I particularly like his suggestions for managing the database file.

From [livejournal.com profile] browngirl: Mordor or Iceland? Match the pictures to the source.

I have recently been participating in a small discussion of renaissance music notation... on a mailing list for Jewish worship. No, I didn't start it, but I could hardly let those comments just sit there... And now I have pointers to other editions of Salamone Rossi's music that seem worth investigating (Don Harran in particular). The edition I have is funky; the music is fine, but it's a transcription of a 19th-century French edition and Hebrew transliterated into French phonemes breaks my brain. I transcribe pieces from this book if our choir is going to do them. (What I really want to see is a facsimile edition...)

This tiny horse (link from [livejournal.com profile] anastasiav) gave me a serious case of the "aww, cute!"s.

Some iGoogle plug-in served me this cat picture, and all I could think was "yeah, I've had days like that". It's tempting to turn it into a userpic, but I don't know whose property it is.

Erik sometimes makes a squeaking sound now where I would have expected a meow to come out. He still has a full-voiced meow, so it's not like he's caught kitty laryngitis or something, but it's still odd. Embla's normal mode is a sort of chirp (I've only heard her actually meow two or three times), but this sort of thing is new for Erik. Weird.

cellio: (B5)
I got a surprisingly-slick call this weekend. The caller said he was from my credit-card company (which he named) and proceeded to offer me a deal intended for people who don't do math. I interrupted him to say no. He kept talking and used the phrase "opt-out", implying that this unrequested service (with accompanying monthly fee) was going to start unless I took steps. That sure didn't sound like my credit-card company, which has treated me well for something over 15 years. I interrupted him again and played along:

Me: Ok, what do I need to do to opt out?
Him: I just need your city of birth.
Me: Whatever for?
Him: To verify that you're the account holder.
Me: You called me; don't you know who you called?
Him: I'm sorry, I need that to continue.
Me: I understand. It's important to protect customers from identity theft. Speaking of which, what's my mother's maiden name?
Him: Oh, I'm not allowed to reveal confidential information to strangers.
Me: You called me, remember?
Him: (babble)
Me: Ok. Topeka.
Him: Thank you. You've been opted out.

(No, I was not born in Topeka, nor have I used that response for any account.)

After I hung up on him I called my credit-card company. They do offer such an insurance plan (through a third party), but I was not scheduled to be called. I said I couldn't remember -- do they use my city of birth for a challenge question? No, they don't. The rep gave me the phone number of the company they use (which doesn't answer the phone on weekends), so tomorrow I will attempt to find out what they know about this. (Either they have an employee who stepped way out of bounds or it wasn't them.) Meanwhile, my company says they have noted that I declined this offer and if anything shows up on my account it will be squashed. Is there any place else I should report this? I don't have caller ID so we can't track the caller, but I'd kind of like to record somewhere that if someone tries to use my name plus a birth city of Topeka to open an account, it's fraud.

By the way, at no point in the conversation with the caller was my credit-card number mentioned. Hmm. (My company offered to change my card number, but that's a big hassle because of automated payments and they advised waiting to see if any suspicious charges show up. I am already in the habit of reading my statement carefully, so we'll catch it.)

I'm a little creeped out by this. It would have been pretty easy to be fooled, I think -- you can't "read back" on phone calls the way you can on suspicious email and the call went on for a while, so it would have been easy, I think, for people not especially fluent in phishing schemes to forget that credentials had not been established. This is not the Nigeria-style scam that plays on the stupidly greedy; this one could easily catch smart people who just aren't up on this stuff, I think.

cellio: (spam)
Dear Habitat for Humanity,

I helped you build a house once, and later gave you money. You spent far in excess of that donation sending me solicitations, making me less inclined to send you more. (I know other charities that use their money more wisely.) Then you started sending me spam and ignored cease-and-desist notices. I used your next postage-paid envelope to send a final cease-and-desist on the spam thing, and that didn't work either. You went onto my "do not donate, ever" list.

And today you called and were irritated that I considered this a problem. The proper response to "your policies have led me to re-evaluate and I do not want to hear from you" is not "but we do all this good work!" but, rather, "I'm sorry" followed by either "I'll take you off all our lists" or "how can we make things right?". I have now directed you not to call me and I'm sure it's been 18 months since I sent you any money (which is the timeout on the do-not-call law). If you call me again I will invoke the attorney general. If you want to set matters right, you must send me a physical letter (not email, not a phone call) actually addressing my complaints. Have a nice day.
cellio: (fist-of-death)
An open letter to the Pittsburgh UJF:

When you called me a few weeks ago looking for money, I told you that: (1) I do not approve of telephone solicitations so put me on your do-not-call list, and (2) I would consider a written request along with all my other requests for charitable donations. I would have just told you to go away, but -- even though, like the United Way, you impose an overhead surcharge -- you do help some worthy local organizations that I don't already support directly. So I'm willing to consider a donation, but on my terms, not yours.

Sending me a letter thanking me for my pledge of $X was not the correct next move on your part.

Now that I think about it, you did the same thing last year. I called you and you apologized, saying it would not happen again. I eventually made a small donation. $X, in fact.

This year I'm not buying that explanation. If you had requested my help in an appropriate way I would have given, and probably more than $X. But you didn't ask; you presumed. Later this year you will send me a "bill" for a pledge I never made. Unless you convince me that you have taken corrective action, I won't be sending you anything this year other than this letter. And if you do convince me but your phone-spammers call next year, we're done forever.

You might decide that my donation is too small to be worth the effort of setting this right. That's fine too. If I don't hear from you, I'll assume that's what happened.

I've also posted this letter to my blog. If there's any followup, I'll share that with my readers too. I'm not unfair, just unimpressed.

Edit 2-12 21:30: Today I came home to a polite message on the answering machine from the campaign manager, along with email saying she would like to speak with me. It was too late to catch her today, but I will call tomorrow morning.

Edit 2-13 17:15: I spoke with the campaign manager today. She is very apologetic, said she would put me on the do-not-call list, and offered to just send me a letter once a year and otherwise not bother me, which is perfect. She also wants to meet me for coffee (or equivalent in my case), even after I pointed out that I'm not one of their big-time donors.

bad form

Sep. 25th, 2008 09:07 am
cellio: (spam)
About a week ago I started receiving spam ("that you signed up for" -- um, no) from the Obama campaign. Complaints to their postmaster have gone unheeded (and have not bounced). My first letter took the tone of "this must be a mistake" and I commended them on the otherwise good experiences I've had with their campaign while asking them to correct this error; the second was closer to "you are reflecting poorly on your candidate". Still nada. As a matter of security I do not follow "unsubscribe" links in unsolicited email (who knows what they'll really do?), though I did go to their site (through the front door) and leave feedback reporting this problem.

The problem is not only continuing but escalating. I can set my spam filters to take care of this, but it's bad manners on their part and seems unwise when they want my vote.

If anyone reading this has ties to this campaign, you might want to tell them to knock it off. I would point out that the opposition has not stooped to spamming me so far. (If I'm really lucky, perhaps this post will snare a campaign person following referrer links.)
cellio: (don't panic)
On Christmas, it is customary for Jews to go out for Chinese food and a movie. I'll have you know that Dani and I are not so stereotypical: this year we are going out for Japanese food and a movie. So there. :-) (Tomorrow should be a glorious day for getting work done. There were only about six people in the office today.)

This discussion of teaching INTJs resonates in many ways. Speaking of [livejournal.com profile] siderea, check out her surrealistic junk mail. (I have had similar "WTF?" reactions to some of the junk mail I get, but she articulates it better.)

With spammers lately trying the "random sequence of 4-8 letters in the subject line" gambit, it was only a matter of time before a Viagra ad was cloakced in coherence. The one that got me had a subject line of "junit" and was sent to my work address.

This eBay auction (link from [livejournal.com profile] _subdivisions_) takes an old prank to a new level:

I will be spending the Christmas holiday in Poland in a tiny village that has one church with no bell because angry Germans stole it. Aside from vodka, there is not a lot for me to do. During the course of my holiday I will send three postcards to one person of your choosing. These postcards will be rant-ravingly insane, yet they will be peppered with unmistakable personal details about the addressee. Details you will provide me.
I am not especially surprised that he was able to find a market for this. I am surprised by the winning bid!

A coworker passed along this XP review. Fun stuff:

I have finally decided to take the plunge. Last night I upgraded my Vista desktop machine to Windows XP, and this afternoon I will be doing the same to my laptop. [...] All I can say is "wow!" You can see that a lot of work has gone into making XP more reliable than its predecessor. The random program crashes, and hangs appear to be a thing of the past.
It's snarky and over the top, but I got some giggles from it. (I have never used Vista.)

cellio: (avatar)
Aside: LJ has been really crawling for me for the last several days. Is this happening to other people too, or do I have a local problem? (LJ is blocked at work, so I can't collect that data point.)

I've got a lot of stuff accumulating in browser tabs on a wide variety of topics, so...

The (spam)bot wars heat up, by [livejournal.com profile] jducoeur.

I'm a little behind in my tech news. [livejournal.com profile] siderea posted a helpful summary of the news about cracking the DRM code on DVDs and the subsequent firestorm on Digg.

[livejournal.com profile] merle_ on the true reasons behind the bee population problem.

Why programmers should never become ministers, link from [livejournal.com profile] aliza250. Satan is a MIS director who takes credit for more powers than he actually possesses, so people who aren't programmers are scared of him. God thinks of him as irritating but irrelevant.

[livejournal.com profile] insomnia on the new military rules that significantly limit participation in blogs, mailing lists, and so on. I saw an article that quoted an anonymous military source saying "we didn't mean that; use common sense". I don't know enough yet to have a handle on what's really going on, but it bears watching.

South Park Mac vs. PC, link from [livejournal.com profile] bkdelong.

Unconventional greeting cards, like "your painful breakup has made me feel less alone" and "your cell phone ringtone is damaging your career". Link from [livejournal.com profile] thatcrazycajun.

In light of my recent post about kippot in synagogues and elsewhere, I found this post on hair-covering by [livejournal.com profile] katanah interesting.

Cached for later reading: Clay Shirky: A group is its own worst enemy. (He's talking about online fora.) Link from Geek Etiquette.

And, for those in the SCA, what looks like a thoughtful and fascinating conversation about staying in-period at events versus talking about your computer, and why people go to events anyway, and what changes we might want to make. This post by [livejournal.com profile] msmemory has an overview and links to several other posts I would have mentioned here but now don't have to.

cellio: (avatar)
I don't care about iPhone at all, but the announcement of AppleTV caught my interest. I'd probably pay $300 for a device that lets me dump the cable service (depending on what content costs). I don't watch a lot of TV but I don't want to watch what I do watch on my computer; this fills a real need for me. Alas, it appears (from Apple's site) that my plain old TV, bought about five years ago, can't talk to this new box; they use the words "widescreen" and "enhanced definition", neither of which I think applies to my TV (assuming "widescreen" means 16:9 instead of the standard 4:3 aspect ratio -- why that should make a difference when they could just letterbox is beyond me). They can make an allowance for wired networks but not for recent-but-not-current TVs? Bummer.

Spam subject line of the day: "mollusk suffrage". On consideration, giving them the vote probably wouldn't make things worse.

I cleaned out my spam traps last night; the problem has definitely gotten worse recently. There's more spam and the distribution (or performance of various filters) has changed:

Read more... )

cellio: (tulips)
"The NSA would like to remind everyone to call their mothers this Sunday. They need to calibrate their system." (Seen here and passed on by [livejournal.com profile] sui66iy.)

That poll I posted on Friday got 15 responses in the first 20 minutes, three of them from people who don't openly subscribe to my journal. *boggle*

SCA: Woo hoo! A local clue-enabled couple won Crown Tourney yesterday. Nice folks; I'm really happy for them. The next 11 months should be lots of fun. (As [livejournal.com profile] ariannawyn pointed out, this might be the first queen who's won one of Yama Kaminari's fundoshi oil-wrestling contests, which, yes, is as strange as it sounds.)

Quoth some recent spam: "your woman wants a replica". Really? I have a woman? Please give her two messages, then: (1) she's late with her share of the mortgage, and (2) she can buy her own damn replica.

Around 6:00 tonight I got a phone solicitation from someone claiming to be calling from Jerusalem. So that would have been, what, 1:00 AM? That seems like a lot of effort to catch people at dinner time -- and that's just eastern time. (Though I'm told that Californians eat late compared to midwesterners, so maybe they just call them first thing in the caller's morning.)

Trope geekery: the torah portion I'm currently learning (fourth aliya of Bamidbar) has four munachs in a row (followed by pazeir, which itself is pretty unusual). I occasionally see two munachs in a row; I think I've seen three. Four? Weird. I had to look up what to do with that. (Munach is one of those symbols that has different melodies depending on local context.)

For the bar mitzvah I'm conducting in July, I've decided to read rather than chant the portion up to where the student takes over. I figure that this way I won't be upstaging the kid; while in many congregations it wouldn't be perceived that way, I'm not sure about ours and that family is already having to deal with deviation from the norm because they won't get a rabbi. I asked my rabbi if this seemed appropriate to him (and explained my reasoning) and he concurred. Reading without chanting is going to take some getting used to, though!

Hebrew class tomorrow night. I'm considering asking the teacher to move me to the next section for the ulpan (that is, one ahead of where the group I'm now with will be going). It's possible that this will also get me a different teacher, which is not a change I'd frown on. But mainly, I figure that if it's too advanced we can fix it on the first night, but if the class is too basic I'll never be able to jump up.

cellio: (spam)
Quote of the day: "[Pushing data from Perl to Excel is] sort of like when you've been trying to get two acquaintances to meet and talk to each other, but there's all these mishaps that occur, and finally, they talk, and get along pretty well, until one day one realizes that the other one talks too fucking much and segfaults in their face." ([livejournal.com profile] dr4b, here)

ISN: Clark defends domestic psi-surveilance program (by [livejournal.com profile] osewalrus).

I keep getting spam claiming to be my "last chance" for the offer du jour. I don't think that phrase means what they think it means. The amount of spam reaching my mailbox has gone down, but the amount that's trying to get there is up again after a dip for a few weeks. I have four layers of protection; since the beginning of Shabbat (two days) the statistics are:

  • Bounced by pobox.com on my behalf: about 475
  • Held by pobox.com as suspicious (all actual spam): about 60
  • Caught by SpamAssassin as almost certainsly spam (score 7+): about 120
  • Caught by SpamAssassin as probably spam but worth looking 'cause sometimes it catches legitimate mail (score 5+): about 40
  • Made it to my inbox: about 50

Currently I skim the pobox bounce reports every few days because I toughened the rules a week or so ago, but obviously that's not viable long-term. (I check the "held" pile every couple days; that catches legitimate mail occasionally, but then I can whitelist those senders.) Some of the obvious spam that gets all the way through has low SpamAssassin scores (2 or 3); I'm not sure how they're pulling that off, but dropping the threshold that low would catch way too much legitimate mail. I don't know if better tuning of all the parameters is possible, but so far pobox is doing the bulk of the work and only rarely catching legitimate mail (in the "held" pile, where I can get it back).

cellio: (spam)
I use SpamAssassin scores and procmail to cut the flow of spam to my inbox, but more and more spam has been getting through in the last couple months as -- I guess -- the spammers get more crafty. I haven't invested effort in examining what's going on; I'm using the lowest SpamAssassin thresholds I can without generating too many false positives.

But I use pobox.com (a permanent forwarding address), and a week or so ago they turned on spam filtering at their end. They don't throw suspected spam away (at least not right away); they buffer it and give you the chance to look at headers and decide what to send through. They also offer a whitelist, so if they tag something as spam that wasn't you can at least flag that sender as being ok. I haven't looked to see if I can make it interact with mailing lists.

In the last few days Pobox has caught about 200 messages for me. Three of them weren't spam. All three were from Yahoo mailing lists. (Yahoo adds ads to messages.) I think this is great! I don't know what rules Pobox is using to identify spam, and I assume that most of that spam would have been flagged as spam by my direct provider if it had gotten that far, but maybe not all of it would have. And I'm all for dealing with the problem at the earliest available step in the delivery process. It saves wear and tear on my provider, after all. (Providers, actually; I mirror my mail stream against the possibility of outages.)

Pobox was already worth the (roughly) dollar a month I pay for a permanent address, but this makes it even more worthwhile.
cellio: (spam)
The certified letter from the attorney general (that I had to pick up in person, grumble grumble) did not exactly inspire warm fuzzy thoughts, though I couldn't imagine anything I'd done to prompt scrutiny.

The first thing I pulled out of the envelope was a check for $20. The second thing was a letter thanking me for my help in nailing the telemarketing scum that ignored the do-not-call list. (Ok, the letter didn't say "scum".) The check is my share of the fine.

Wow, who knew? First that the do-not-call list would actually be enforced, and second, that people who report violations might get something out of doing so?
cellio: (sleepy-cat)
I have half a large cantaloupe and more than enough fruit salad. So far, it appears my other options are blender drinks and sweet cold soups. I guess that shouldn't surprise me too much, but I wonder if I can do better.

Today's mail brought a membership appeal from "Toys for Tots Christmas Club". Oh, let me count the ways in which they have missed their mark... no, on second thought, let's not. :-)

I've spent the last month being a registered Democrat for tax purposes. (I'll fix it after the mayoral election -- err, "primary".) It should be fascinating to see what that does to the makeup of my junk mail.

A question occurred to me while contemplating a conference in England that ends on a Friday (not that I'm expecting to be allowed to go, but): If I get onto a west-bound plane shortly before Shabbat, and at no point during the trip am I in an area where it is already Shabbat, is that kosher? (It might not be smart, of course, as one delayed connection can ruin one's whole day.)

Note to anonymous coworker: if you only get the error after you've edited the code, and you can't produce it from the checked-in version, it is not my bug. :-)

short takes

May. 9th, 2005 07:57 pm
cellio: (tulips)
It's a pity that all waivers aren't this straightforward (link from Dani). I particularly like: In other words, you guys won't sue us guys. We could drag this part out for pages, but you are racers, not namby-pamby whiners who sit up late at night watching TV commercials that have some lawyer telling you to call 1-800-SUETHEM.

[livejournal.com profile] dglenn re-posted a link to the spoons essay that attempts to explain living with chronic pain to healthy folks like me. It's a powerful anology that I've known about for a long time, but I wanted to (1) cache the link and (2) spread it.

Bruce Shneier on the new national ID card (link from [livejournal.com profile] goldsquare). Bruce has a lot of good things to say about why this is a bad idea. While I have some minor quibbles, I agree with what he's saying here.

I think I finally have my spam filters working reasonably well. (That is, as well as they can based just on SpamAssassin ratings and a few repeat offenders who warrant special treatment.) I occasionally get false positives, so I want to be able to glance through candidates, but at ~100/day that's tedious. It appears that sending messages rated 7 or higher to the bit bucket, while keeping 5-6 to inspect, will work. I've been using these settings for a week and during that time the "maybe spam" folder has only accumulated 80 messages (compared to 600 in "almost definitely spam"). Sadly, the spam that makes it to my inbox usually comes through with scores under 2, and much of my legitimate mail is that high, so I can't do much about that.

cellio: (demons-of-stupidity)
I got a phone call Friday shortly before Shabbat. It was a telemarketer who led off with "I'm calling from a charity you support". (Charities are exempt from the anti-telemarketing laws in PA.) I said "this isn't a good time" and he said "this will take one minute". So I decided he could have that much.

He was not concise. He was calling to ask for money, of course; while he was talking I had pulled the checkbook ledger, so I interrupted him to say "I've sent you money recently and I do this on an annual basis; do not bother me until spring". Ah, but this was a special appeal, don't you see, what with the election coming up... I repeated that charities that pester me after I've made my wishes known don't tend to get repeat donations, and even that didn't shut him up. So I hung up on him.

So, to NARAL: *plonk*. Train your telemarketers better -- and by the way, you should stop outsourcing your fund-raising to India. (And another by-the-way: the guy was calling for PAC money, which might not fall under the charity exemption from those telemarketing laws -- call me again about this and I'll ask the attorney general about that.)
cellio: (B5)
I just received phishing email that's a little more sophisticated than the norm. It didn't fool me, but I know people (who are not dumb) who might have fallen for it.

It claimed to be from PayPal, and "all" it asked me to do was to go to their web site to verify my billing information -- new verification regulations from the PATRIOT act, don't'cha know.

It used PayPal boilerplate text about being careful about phishing, complete with a PayPal email address to report problems to. Too bad fraud@paypal.com isn't the address PayPal publishes. (That would be spoof@paypal.com.)

The URL it provided looks perfectly reasonable, because instead of saying "click here" they actually put a real PayPal URL in the text, complete with "https". Pity that that's not where the anchor really goes. Never trust HTML-formatted mail; read the source.

There weren't a lot of bogus headers like there often are; it would be easy to miss the originating site, which isn't PayPal, amidst all the legitimate headers.

Actually, the first suspicious thing I noticed was a simple grammar error (in an otherwise-well-written message). The second thing I noticed was the absence of my name in the greeting, which PayPal always uses. I had to go to the (real) PayPal site to spot the bogus fraud address.

PayPal's tips for detecting fraudulent email are here.

cellio: (mandelbrot)
My credit-card company informs me that they now offer "zero liability protection" (for stolen cards). Were I the writer I would have found a different way to phrase that. :-)

Speaking of phrasing, it might be in poor taste to use the word "deadline" when talking about a hostage situation. Just a thought, CNN.

The spammers have found a mailing list I own. It's a moderated list, so they are inconveniencing me a bit but not getting to the subscribers, but I still wish they'd stop it. I wonder whether things would get better or worse if I had Majordomo reject the messages. Would that be treated as bounced mail, or seen as a human being present? I assume the latter.

I heard back from the folks at HUC about internet access (check), and I have found someone to borrow a laptop from for the trip. Yay; I won't have to face a week and a half's worth of email all at once. :-) Aside: Mapquest seems to be broken; today it informed me that Pittsburgh to Cincinnati is a 3.5-hour drive. Um, not under current traffic laws! (I was looking at this so I could supply a highway starting point to get local directions.)

cellio: (mars)
Lately the humidifier in the basement has been pulling 2.5 to 3 gallons of water a day out of the air. (It would probably do more, but it doesn't do its thing when the tank is full and awaiting emptying.) I realize that's only about 1.5 toilet flushes or a quarter of a shower or something, but I still find myself wishing for an easy way to feed the collection back into our water system. (Not for drinking or cooking, though.)

The National Council of Churches is unwisely spamming people on a roughly-weekly basis. (I report 'em to SpamCop each time it happens, but it hasn't stopped the messages yet.) They should work harder on demonstrating values consistent with their presumed beliefs (like the golden rule).

Speaking of losing points by spamming, an anti-Bush group calling itself BushFIlter has been spamming me every few days. SpamCop reports have been more effective there; it's been a week or two since they've successfully gotten through. But I imagine that there are people out there who haven't thought about the election much, aren't going to, and are annoyed enough by spam to let it sway their vote; the spammers are making a mistake by discounting that effect. It's really only different in degree, not form, from sending out lots of spam advertising your competitor's URL. (Hmm... nah, I don't think the Kerry folks are that weasely.)

What is the derivation of the word "asshat", which I have been seeing increasingly in the last year or two? It seems to be a synonym for "asshole", but I'd always assumed that if you had to make that word more "gentle" or "polite", it'd be the first syllable you'd have to modify. What gives?

cellio: (fire)
Guess-the-anonymous-poster update: One outstanding guess (paging [livejournal.com profile] aliza250), one where I had to be told ([livejournal.com profile] eclectic_1), all others identified. That was fun.

The stereotype is that smart people (including anyone whose job title implies serious analytical skills) don't get picked for juries, but I'm beginning to wonder. I've been called three times and picked twice, and our engineering director is currently away from work because he's on a jury. Do they just sometimes miss in the screening, or are the lawyers not really screening for this sort of thing after all?

A Texas judge has ordered that a person convicted of animal cruetly must post pictures of the animals she starved in her jail cell. Good for the judge! This is similar to the local story some months back of the hit-and-run driver who is required to carry a photo of the person he killed in his wallet during his probation. Such orders do no harm (it's hardly "cruel and unusual") and serve to put a human (or animal, in the one case) face on the damage done by these people. More, please. (And remember, we're talking about people convicted of criminal charges; I am not advocating haunting those who accidentally cause harm and don't try to hide it with such sentences.)

Do spammers really think that people still open messages with the subject line "URGENT"? Or that most of us think we even might know a sender named Brittany? Ah well; it doesn't fool the filters.

At my most recent physical my doctor called for a routine test that kicks in for women at age 40. (Am I being sufficiently delicate?) No surprises there; the surprise came when I called to schedule and the person said "oh, and no caffeine for two days before". After I moved from incoherent blubbering to actual words, I explained that this posed a difficulty and she relented. It turned out to be advice, not medical necessity. Don't scare me like that!

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The connection to my graphics card is apparently loose, and things have degenerated in the last day or two. Tomorrow night it's time to pop the case and find out what's going on in there. (The symptom is sporadic change in the color balance -- mostly I've been afflicted by random pinkness, but as I type this my monitor has a bad case of jaundice.) I think it's a loose connection because rapping lightly on the side of the case often changes the state. I hope it's just loose, because I wouldn't have a clue how to buy and install a compatable graphics card.

Quote (from a protected post, so I won't identify the author): "On a personal note, I'd just like to add that any bedroom tip that starts 'make sure you are properly grounded' is somewhat suspect to me."

I get a fair bit of spam addressed to Christians, but today is the first time I've gotten spam that asserts that I'm a Muslim. (Looked pretty offensive on a quick glance, too -- the first few lines said that as a Muslim I am clearly working against peace, and went on to chide me to "return to the path of Allah" before it's too late.)

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Microsoft's newest anti-spam venture involves allowing spammers who post a cash bond (as "responsible marketers") to get their mail past the filters at MSN, Hotmail, etc. Among the requirements will be that the spammers offer opt-out options that work.

To swipe (and slightly extend) a form letter that's been floating around the net for a while... this won't work because: )
cellio: (mars)
This appalling discrimination from Virginia can't possibly be constitutional, but it's still scary. How did it pass? Bah.

Today I called Consumer Reports to find out why they had charged me for a second month of web access when I had cancelled 30 days after the initial 30-day subscription. "Let's see, it says here you cancelled on March 26." "Yes." "And you subscribed on February 25." "Yes. That's 30 days." "No, you cancelled on the 26th." "February doesn't have 30 days". (Pause.) "Oh. Right; we'll get that credit right out to you." I am completely satisfied with the support representative; their billing system might need some tweaking.

I hadn't seen this spammer tactic before: send a message faking one of those "spam-guard" services that requires people to confirm that they're real people (once) before their email addresses get added to a whitelist. I'm on enough mailing lists that it's possible I might have fallen for it if the sender had put my address, rather than a bogus one, in the "to" line. (On the other hand, I might have been suspicious of any subject line that wasn't "Re: [one of my recent subject lines]". Now I certainly will be.)

Quote from the lawyer defending the first people charged under the "Can Spam" law: "No one's done this before. It will be fun -- not for my client but for me professionally." If my lawyer publically called my case "fun", I might wonder if I had chosen wisely. :-) (Granted, the one time I hired a litigator he was excited about the case, but not because it would be "fun". It was going to be precedent-setting. I'm all for having my lawyer be motivated to do a good job because of the potential journal articles. :-) )

One of today's pieces of (physical) junk mail was from the "food fulfillment center" at some anonymous post-office box. I figured it was probably a charity looking for money, but I was curious enough to open the envelope. Yup -- Feed the Children. I wish I could deliver two clues to organizations that send me junk mail: (1) if you're not willing to put the name of your organization on the outside of the envelope I'm not going to be favorably disposed toward you, and (2) any organization addressing a general problem but only for children is not going to get my money because that's just a sympathy ploy. There are hungry adults too, y'know -- and adults who get cancer, are disabled in various ways, and live in cardboard boxes, just to pick three more child-specific causes that showed up in the mail in the last month. (Lest you get the wrong impression, I do give to charity, and fairly generously. But not to organizations whose tactics I don't approve of.)

Last night I took a short highway entrance ramp from a dead stop (because sometimes Edgewood is like that) for the first time in the new car. Vroom! My old car was pretty good for that (best I'd driven, though all the other examples were automatics so that's not balanced), but my new car is zippier. :-)

Memo to Tony on 24, c. 8:58AM: you idiot! That is all.

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Recently [livejournal.com profile] apod (astronomy picture of the day) has had some stunning shots.

I found a large display of half-price Easter candy in the grocery store today when I went to get lunch. We were hard-pressed to find chocolate bunnies in a different store Tuesday, and decided then to settle for chocolate chicks for the annual bunny melt. So I picked up a couple bunnies today so we can be all proper about it. (The bunny melt involves the ritual slaughter of half-price bunnies followed, soon thereafter, by fondue. My friends are delightfully twisted.)

I used to file spam complaints, but it became clear that talking to the originating sites is a bad idea and the independent services required too much work, usually cut-and-paste into browser forms. Now that my mail provider is using a blacklist based on SpamCop, I decided to reconsider them. I figure it's in my best interest, as well as being a community service, to report spam that makes it past SpamAssassin to the organization that's producing our blacklist. Much to my delight, SpamCop now accepts forwarded email for reports. Unfortunately, you then have to go to a confirmation page when their auto-responder confirms receipt; this is apparently part of an effort to keep the spammers from attacking them with DOS attacks. (They also require a real email address.) It's not onerous, though, and it does let me see what information they distilled from the spam (along with running commentary like "yum, this spam is fresh!" if you send it in promptly).

Why do car speedometers compress the useful part of the scale so much? My current car uses about 300 degrees of a circle to display 0-160. More than half of that represents speeds I will never reach. It would be much more useful if they gave me more space for the lower part, either by a graduated scale (if the mechanics behind the dial permit it) or by truncating. In my previous car, the 12:00 position represented approximately 50 MPH; in my new car, that's 80.

This Pesach I sampled three different sorts of (identifiable) store-bought macaroons. The results: Manischevitz chocolate: good (thanks [livejournal.com profile] siderea). Rokeach almond: ok. Shabtai almond: yes!! (thanks [livejournal.com profile] lefkowitzga). The orange peel adds a lot to the flavor of the last. Pity I didn't find these earlier, but I'll know for next year.

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