Movie reaction: Road House (2024)
Mar. 24th, 2024 08:31 pmYou can tell that a lot of effort went into making this movie -- if nothing else, the amount of work that Jake Gyllenhaal had to put in to bulk up for this role was impressive -- but in the end it just wasn't a good movie. At all. Fortunately, it was only an hour and a half, so I didn't invest a lot of time in it, but I ended up finishing it just because I was curious to see what sort of ending they managed to end up with.
It wasn't even bad in a "so bad it's good" way. It was just bad. The trailer was good. Go watch the trailer. But don't let it trick you into believing the movie is anywhere as good as the trailer.
At this point, if someone told me that the script for this was what they got when they fed an AI the screenplay of the original movie and told it to write a reboot, I would not have a bit of trouble believing it. (If nothing else, the writers did a really crappy job of keeping track of "what does which character know?", because often two characters would appear on the screen together for the first time and yet somehow they would already know things about each other that they had absolutely no way at all of knowing.)
Space Is The Place
Mar. 24th, 2024 10:16 pm
just a whole bunch of bad stuff up there
Anime Winter Week 12
Mar. 24th, 2024 06:30 pm![]() Kusuriya no Hitorigoto, Episode 24 (Season Finale) |
Here’s what I watched last week...
( A Heap of Shows Below the Cut )
Youth Trad Song!
Mar. 24th, 2024 09:21 pm( about 1700 words and a lot of images! But it is as complete a con-report as you'll get. )
It was a good weekend, and honestly, I think this sufficiently covers what all I did. Any time not covered by the above was probably spent cuddling and chatting with my friends, and singing all the nice songs they were leading.
~Sor
MOOP!
1: It is me, if I were a half-centaur, half-minotaur.
2: She is my nemesis and was fool enough to tell me the etymology of her last name. Honestly, usually I refer to her in my head as "Laurie Sheepfucker" because that has a much better ring to it, but technically it is not fucking the sheep, it's getting them to fuck each other. Hence.
Led Astray By Love
Mar. 24th, 2024 08:53 pmBooklog 34/2024: Terry Pratchett: Monstrous Regiment – Discworld #31 – Audiobook
Mar. 25th, 2024 01:05 am
Audiobook narrated by Katherine Parkinson. (Footnotes read by Bill Nighy)
Blame it on the folksongs - about the handsome cabin boy (who is really a girl) and the little drummer boy (also a girl) and all those girls who dress 'in man's array' and 'list for a soldier' to follow their sweethearts. Pratchett knows his folksongs. I've always liked this book. This is my first time hearing it read.
Polly Perks,who works as a barmaid in her dad's hostelry in the small but aggressive country of Borogravia, is worried about her brother, Paul, who took the king's shilling (or an I.O.U for the same amount) and joined the army. There's only one way Polly's going to find him and that's by cutting off her ringlets, borrowing Paul's trousers and enlisting herself. It all goes quite well once she realises that a rolled up pair of socks is essential; in the trouser department. (And sometimes the socks do the talking.) Polly - sorry - Oliver and his/her fellow recruits (several likely lads, an Igor, a vampire and a rocky troll) are in it up to their untrained necks when it appears that despite all reports to the contrary, Borogravia is losing the war against Ankh Morpork. Losing badly.
ThisA satire on war, sexism, speciesism, and fake news/propaganda is possibly even more relevant now than when it was written. I loved most of this. The story is excellent and the characters fascinating. The only downside for me was Ms Parkinson's interpretation of Sam Vimes (who only has a bit-part in this book). His voice has lost its world-weary edge and he sounds like an uncultured thug, despite already being a duke. Sure, Vimes wasn't born an aristocrat, but I've never thought he should sound like an East End gang boss.
Booklog 33/2024: Tamsin Muir: Gideon the Ninth; Locked Tomb Trilogy #1 – Audiobook
Mar. 25th, 2024 01:02 am
I read some good reviews of this, but I simply didn't get on with it. Stopped at Chapter Nine and did not finish. Not sure whether it was the narrator, Moira Quirk, or the very slow story, Possibly a combination of both. The writeup offered a heart-pounding, epic science fantasy, but it didn't deliver, or it was just such a slow-starter that I got bored before the good bits. Really sorry.
Diagnosis: Ugly Dick in Ancient Greek and Rome
Mar. 24th, 2024 08:41 pmSo, for professional reasons, I found myself reading Frederick Hodges's "The Ideal Prepuce in Ancient Greece and Rome: Male Genital Aesthetics and Their Relation to Lipodermos, Circumcision, Foreskin Restoration, and the Kynodesme", and it proved fascinating reading, because man, the Greeks were the JUDGIEST BITCHES about foreskins.
( I hope you're ready to read about foreskins! Ancient Greco-Roman body shaming and antisemitism behind the cut, but this is overwhelmingly a very silly post. )
Two feminist songs
Mar. 24th, 2024 11:47 pm1. Fire drills by Dessa
Favourite bit: "Tell Patient Zero he can have his rib back"
2. labour by Paris Paloma
Favourite bit: towards the end, when "it's not an act of love if you make her" overlaps with "the silence haunts our bedchamber" because that is chilling
Nebula Finalists 1976
Mar. 25th, 2024 09:00 amWhich 1976 Nebula Finalist Novels Have You Read?
The Forever War by Joe Haldeman
28 (82.4%)
The Mote in God's Eye by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle
26 (76.5%)
Dhalgren by Samuel R. Delany
13 (38.2%)
The Female Man by Joanna Russ
13 (38.2%)
A Funeral for the Eyes of Fire by Michael Bishop
3 (8.8%)
A Midsummer Tempest by Poul Anderson
10 (29.4%)
Autumn Angels by Arthur Byron Cover
2 (5.9%)
Doorways in the Sand by Roger Zelazny
18 (52.9%)
Guernica Night by Barry N. Malzberg
0 (0.0%)
Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino
7 (20.6%)
Missing Man byKatherine MacLean
2 (5.9%)
Ragtime by E. L. Doctorow
6 (17.6%)
The Birthgrave by Tanith Lee
8 (23.5%)
The Computer Connection by Alfred Bester
8 (23.5%)
The Embedding by Ian Watson
3 (8.8%)
The Exile Waiting by Vonda N. McIntyre
7 (20.6%)
The Heritage of Hastur by Marion Zimmer Bradley
15 (44.1%)
The Stochastic Man by Robert Silverberg
6 (17.6%)
Which 1976 Nebula Finalist Novellas Have You Read?
Home Is the Hangman by Roger Zelazny
11 (78.6%)
The Storms of Windhaven by George R. R. Martin and Lisa Tuttle
7 (50.0%)
A Momentary Taste of Being by James Tiptree, Jr.
7 (50.0%)
Sunrise West by William K. Carlson
0 (0.0%)
Which 1976 Nebula Finalist Novelettes Have You Read?
San Diego Lightfoot Sue by Tom Reamy
7 (43.8%)
The Final Fighting of Fion Mac Cumhaill by Randall Garrett
1 (6.2%)
Retrograde Summer by John Varley
10 (62.5%)
A Galaxy Called Rome by Barry N. Malzberg
2 (12.5%)
The Custodians by Richard Cowper
1 (6.2%)
Blooded on Arachne by Michael Bishop
5 (31.2%)
Polly Charms, the Sleeping Woman by Avram Davidson
1 (6.2%)
The Bleeding Man by Craig Strete
0 (0.0%)
The Dybbuk Dolls by Jack Dann
1 (6.2%)
The New Atlantis by Ursula K. Le Guin
8 (50.0%)
The Warlord of Saturn's Moons by Eleanor Arnason
2 (12.5%)
Which 1976 Nebula Finalist Short Stories Have You Read?
Catch That Zeppelin! by Fritz Leiber
13 (72.2%)
Child of All Ages by P. J. Plauger
8 (44.4%)
Shatterday by Harlan Ellison
11 (61.1%)
Sail the Tide of Mourning by Richard A. Lupoff
3 (16.7%)
Time Deer by Craig Strete
1 (5.6%)
Utopia of a Tired Man by Jorge Luis Borges
1 (5.6%)
A Scraping at the Bones by Algis Budrys
1 (5.6%)
Doing Lennon by Gregory Benford
5 (27.8%)
Attachment by Phyllis Eisenstein
0 (0.0%)
Find the Lady by Nicholas Fisk
0 (0.0%)
Growing Up in Edge City by Frederik Pohl
4 (22.2%)
White Creatures by Gregory Benford
2 (11.1%)
White Wolf Calling by Charles L. Grant
1 (5.6%)
Which 1976 Nebula Dramatic Presentation Have You Seen?
Young Frankenstein by Mel Brooks, Mary Shelley and Gene Wilder
25 (96.2%)
A Boy and His Dog by Harlan Ellison and L. Q. Jones
7 (26.9%)
Dark Star by John Carpenter and Dan O'Bannon
15 (57.7%)
Rollerball by William Harrison, Norman Jewison and Martin Julien
11 (42.3%)
Bold for have read, italic for intend to read, and underline for never heard of it.
Which 1976 Nebula Finalist Novels Have You Read?
The Forever War by Joe Haldeman
The Mote in God's Eye by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle
Dhalgren by Samuel R. Delany
The Female Man by Joanna Russ
A Funeral for the Eyes of Fire by Michael Bishop
A Midsummer Tempest by Poul Anderson
Autumn Angels by Arthur Byron Cover
Doorways in the Sand by Roger Zelazny
Guernica Night by Barry N. Malzberg
Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino
Missing Man by Katherine MacLean
Ragtime by E. L. Doctorow
The Birthgrave by Tanith Lee
The Computer Connection by Alfred Bester
The Embedding by Ian Watson
The Exile Waiting by Vonda N. McIntyre
The Heritage of Hastur by Marion Zimmer Bradley
The Stochastic Man by Robert Silverberg
Which 1976 Nebula Finalist Novellas Have You Read?
Home Is the Hangman by Roger Zelazny
The Storms of Windhaven by George R. R. Martin and Lisa Tuttle
A Momentary Taste of Being by James Tiptree, Jr.
Sunrise West by William K. Carlson
Which 1976 Nebula Finalist Novelettes Have You Read?
San Diego Lightfoot Sue by Tom Reamy
The Final Fighting of Fion Mac Cumhaill by Randall Garrett
Retrograde Summer by John Varley
A Galaxy Called Rome by Barry N. Malzberg
The Custodians by Richard Cowper
Blooded on Arachne by Michael Bishop
Polly Charms, the Sleeping Woman by Avram Davidson
The Bleeding Man by Craig Strete
The Dybbuk Dolls by Jack Dann
The New Atlantis by Ursula K. Le Guin
The Warlord of Saturn's Moons by Eleanor Arnason
Which 1976 Nebula Finalist Short Stories Have You Read?
Catch That Zeppelin! by Fritz Leiber
Child of All Ages by P. J. Plauger
Shatterday by Harlan Ellison
Sail the Tide of Mourning by Richard A. Lupoff
Time Deer by Craig Strete
Utopia of a Tired Man by Jorge Luis Borges
A Scraping at the Bones by Algis Budrys
Doing Lennon by Gregory Benford
Attachment by Phyllis Eisenstein
Find the Lady by Nicholas Fisk
Growing Up in Edge City by Frederik Pohl
White Creatures by Gregory Benford
White Wolf Calling by Charles L. Grant
Which 1976 Nebula Dramatic Presentation Have You Seen?
Young Frankenstein by Mel Brooks, Mary Shelley and Gene Wilder
A Boy and His Dog by Harlan Ellison and L. Q. Jones
Dark Star by John Carpenter and Dan O'Bannon
Rollerball by William Harrison, Norman Jewison and Martin Julien
Mixed photos 151: Sports Dome, Great Malvern, 2024
Mar. 24th, 2024 11:39 pm
Click for a larger, sharper image
This isn't necessarily what you'd expect to see in Great Malvern, a town otherwise full of Victorian buildings from its time as a health spa resort. It is in fact a sports hall once known as the Edinburgh Sports Dome (after the former Duke of E). It's Grade II listed as it's one of possibly only two Binishell buildings still standing in the UK. There were never many, possibly partly since their construction methods didn't work all that well in the British climate. As far as I know, the hall is still used by the school, though as it's not a public building I can't check for sure and I've never seen inside.
Is This Photo of a Baby the 1st Picture Taken on a Phone?
Mar. 24th, 2024 11:00 pmThe FTC and DOJ ask the Copyright Office for the right to fix McDonald's ice cream machines
Mar. 24th, 2024 05:06 pmEvery three years the Copyright Office can be petitioned for exemptions to the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) to allow people to fix things that they own that are locked behind flimsy digital shields to ensure the maker gets a tithe whenever things need repair. The current round has the DOJ and FTC asking for four exemptions, for: "commercial soft serve machines; proprietary diagnostic kits; programmable logic controllers; and enterprise IT."
The reason for the McDonald's ice cream machines is pretty simple. Corporate requires that franchisees buy one specific brand of machine. Not only is it prone to breaking down, the company that makes them and services them is notorious for taking its time to fix them - sometimes up to NINETY DAYS according to letters of complaint! THAT is a lot of lost revenue for a franchise! It's so bad that there is a web site that you can check to see if the ice cream machine at your local McD's is working or not.
The problem is that the maker has put the diagnostic codes behind a ridiculous digital encryption system and locked them in a DMCA claim. If you break them, you risk being sued. Which, of course, they have been hacked and decoded. A company made a decoder and is involved in a legal battle with the maker. A DMCA waiver exempting the machines would nullify the battle, make the decoder legal, and mean that any decent commercial/industrial appliance repairman with the decoder could repair the machines, greatly reducing downtime.
Is the machine special? Not particularly. The only thing unique about it is that it has a pasteurization system so that the franchises can use non-pasteurized milk. Me, personally, I'd much rather pasteurization take place at the dairy, not at a local McDonald's. But that's just me. I can just picture a teenager accidentally dropping a big carton of milk, it splitting open, and now you have unpasteurized milk all over the place.
https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/14/24101023/ftc-doj-comment-dmca-ifixit-ice-cream-machines
Once again, resisting the thing I want
Mar. 24th, 2024 11:05 pmI mentioned on FB that I'll be off Monday and Wednesday this week, asking if people wanted to hang out or could suggest other things I can do.
And a friend I was just saying, on Tuesday, that I haven't seen in ages and I should go see and not just wait for them to come here, got in touch saying they have the day off and I should visit.
Yay. Or should be. Then when I was thinking about how to get there from the train station, and just getting a train to another (nearby! sorta familiar!) town, I started to feel really overwhelmed and I haven't exactly stopped in the several hours since.
This is what I want! More socializing, more friends. And to do it I have to leave my fucking house! Which I also like doing! I like trains!
I feel so miserable at the thought of traveling on my own for fun, and that's so disheartening.
I will be fine, I just need to suck it up and do it. And I will. But I'm sad it has been made so difficult, by my own traitorous brain, to do things that I decided I want to do.
Yet Another New EP From Me: “Totality”
Mar. 24th, 2024 10:01 pm

What, another one? Well, yes. And it’s a concept EP! Sort of. We have an eclipse coming up in a couple of weeks, and I took some inspiration from that to put together these compositions, following (very loosely) a day in which an eclipse occurs, going from serene to frenzy and back again. It’s a whole journey, in just 31 minutes!
The EP is already on YouTube and YouTube Music, with the other various streaming services to follow whenever they clear the EP, probably in the next day or two. YouTube/YTM was unusually fast about getting the EP up; I uploaded it to Distrokid, my distributor, went to go take a shower, and when I came back, it was already up. Well done, YouTube! While we wait for it to populate on other sites, here’s the whole thing, with some prefatory notes from me.
Sunrise (Ten Minutes of Your Life): The one track on Totality that I released here ahead of time. It’s a nice, mellow ambient track, which is perfect listening music for having your morning coffee and seeing the sun come up in the east. It is, as advertised, exactly ten minutes long.
Unsettled Birds: As the moon goes across the face of the sun, birds (and other animals) will get disconcerted about the untimely darkening of the sky; this track approximates their avian anxiety.
Totality: A very clattery track about the moment when the moon and the sun are perfectly aligned. They say the world goes quiet when the sky gets completely dark, so I put that moment in the track. Here in Bradford, the length of the totality will be three minutes, fifty six seconds. Guess the length of the track.
Returning Birds: The sun is back and the birds are going back to their usual routine. The track shares some thematic elements with “Unsettled Birds” (notably a chord progression), so it’s a nice complementary bit of music on the other side of the totality.
Sunset (A Walk With Friends): The events of the day are done, and it’s time for recollection and connection with friends. Another long, ambient track, making for an apropos bookend with “Sunrise” at the beginning of the EP.
I hope you enjoy the music!
— JS
Showing Me the Door
Mar. 24th, 2024 02:56 pmToday, we decided that it was time to finally change things, especially as I received a 10% off coupon from Lowe's. Lisa and I measured the old door, went to Lowe's, and confirmed the measurements against a solid pine door, and bought it. It's pricey (about 3x the cost of a hollow-core door like the one that failed a decade ago), but less likely to break when you put your hand on it.
Installing the new door is a project for this spring.
FSCK YOU I WIN!!!
Mar. 24th, 2024 04:54 pm
Turned in edits #1 for STARSTRIKE (Moonstorm trilogy #2, YA mecha space opera - MOONSTORM, the first book, releases on June 4).
Excuse me while I go collapse. Also someone may have rewarded himself with watercolors, as one does. :3
I have a Thing to deal with later this week, so I plan on taking a couple weeks off BEFORE getting back to work on the delivery draft for CODE AND CODEX (adult linguistics sci-fantasy/space opera).
So the rest of my year, I'll be drafting, in this order:
- CODE & CODEX (adult linguistics sci-fantasy)
- CROWNWORLD (Moonstorm trilogy #3)
I'm not contracted for further novels at this time, although I am HILARIOUSLY sitting on 100,000 words of disorganized hexarchate material (i.e. not a book, would probably take a couple years to turn into a book if I were going to do that, which I probably will not for financial reasons).
After I turn in CROWNWORLD, I'll assess the market and figure out what it makes sense to do as my next project in consultation with my literary and film agents. But for now, REST.
Bury St Edmunds again
Mar. 24th, 2024 09:23 pmThis time I walked everywhere rather than get a bus, and as I suspected that works rather better. I'm beginning to get a bit more oriented, but I suspect it'll take a few more visits for me to feel solidly like I know my way around.
I went first to the central library to return a book (and take out a new one, obviously), only to find it was a fundraising day, so there were cakes and books and handmade bookmarks for sale. So I indulged a bit. Then I walked over to
naath's place, taking in a bit of the Abbey Gardens on the way, and got set up for self-service access at the local branch library (where I took out a couple more books).
On the train back home, I unwrapped my blind date book and took a photo of my haul:
(I managed to totally miss that the bookmark was Harry Potter themed, sigh, I'd picked it because the quote "If in doubt, go to the library" appealed, I'd forgotten that Hermione says that.)
"Gentle onsets" are everywhere
Mar. 24th, 2024 08:30 pmPresident Joe Biden is known for having overcome a serious stuttering problem as a child — see e.g. "Biden’s Stutter: How a Childhood Battle Shaped His Approach to Life & Politics", or "Joe Biden's history of stuttering sheds light on the condition". It also seems clear that the techniques that he developed to overcome the problem are still present in his speech today, as I discussed in "Calling all linguists", 10/21/2023. My conclusion in that article, agreeing with others more knowledgeable than I am, was that the main effect is selective lenition, probably related to what are called "gentle onset" techniques.
But what's less clear is whether this effect is different in kind from things that happen in (almost?) everyone's speech.
We don't need to listen very long to find apparent examples Biden's speech. For example, in second phrase in a recent campaign event in Las Vegas:
hello hello hello
Pablo thank you ((for the)) introduction
And in the next phrase, we get
you know uh
you immigrated to America as a teenager
graduated ((from)) high school ((and)) spent four years ((as)) a union apprentice
Some of the lenited/omitted syllables are in the middle of words — a few seconds later, we get
…represen((tat))ive Steven Horsford…
Or again:
…represen((tat))i((ve)) Susie Lee…
Now let's compare the speech patterns of some other public figures, starting with the opening of Rishi Sunak's interview last fall with Elon Musk:
uh we feel- we feel ver((y)) priv((ileged and)) ver((y)) excited to have you
Zeroing in on the "very privileged and very excited" part:
Early in Musk's response to the first question, we get
you know ((the)) poin((t)) a((t)) which someone can see
The first two words are roughly [junoð];
…and the next two are roughly [poɪnəwɪt͡ʃ];
For more, let's turn to a LLM's interview with Rishi Sunak and Bill Gates. The AI's second question, read by Gates is:
What's the most important piece of advice
you've ever received and how's it ((influenced))
your career and approach to life?
Gates' pronunciation of "influenced" is not a lenition, but a regular type of speech error. Perhaps under the influence of the following "your", the final /nst/ of "influenced" palatalizes to [nʃ] — "influensh" in eye-dialect…
But Gates also give us plenty of lenitions → omissions, for example in this phrase:
I was a little too-
I was very intense on myself and I tried to apply that
t((o)) other people and
…where "to other" comes out as [dʌðɚ]:
Turning back to Elon Musk, here's an answer about advertisers and censorship on X, from Musk's recent interview with Don Lemon. I'll supply an orthographically full transcription, and let you decode the lenitions for yourself:
if-
if- if- if given a choice
where
and advertiser is saying like you have to censor all this content ((that-))
on the platform irrespective of where the advertising appears
then o- our answer will be like you-
you- you can choose where you want your advertising-
what you want your advertising to appear next to
you can't insist of censorship of the entire platform
if you insist on censorship of the
entirely platform
even where your advertising doesn't appear
uh then uh
obviously we won't- we will not uh
want them as an advertiser
It's not easy — this clip sounds roughly like [ɑvsu], but it's really "obviously" (co-articulated with the /w/ of "we"…):
For lagniappe, here's his response to the follow-up question:
well first of all uh
almost all of our advertisers are coming back
platform
so it's a very short list of
advertisers who are not coming back ((to the)) platform
um
and uh
our advertising revenue is rising rapidly
uh and
our subscription revenue is rising rapidly,
and I feel very optimistic about the future of the X platform
Obviously there are many dimensions of variation here, and a lot of work to do if we want an accurate picture whose speech is doing what, when, where, and why.
(no subject)
Mar. 24th, 2024 04:05 pm*(among other things, the fact that FGEP and JWQS don't appear to be available on their website and it's not the clearest that the current cover art are placeholders)
Birdfeeding
Mar. 24th, 2024 03:14 pmI haven't fed the birds yet, but I've seen a flock of sparrows in the forest garden.
I walked around the yard taking pictures.
EDIT 3/24/24 -- I fed the birds. I've seen a pair of house finches.
I put out water for the birds.
I started trimming around the northeast corner of the house where the lilies-of-the-valley grow. The first tiny green points are peeking through the ground, so I'm clearing the space now to avoid needing to trim around the leaves later.
EDIT 3/24/24 -- I finished trimming around the corner.
I've been seeing white cabbage butterflies today.
EDIT 3/24/24 -- I raked the corner, first with a garden rake, then a smaller hand rake. Where yesterday there were just tiny green points at the surface of the soil, now there are inch-high sprouts. <3 spring.
On the way back to the house, there were sparrows and dark-eyed juncos at the forest garden, so I took some pictures of them too.
I've seen a sparrow and a starling at the suet feeder.
EDIT 3/24/24 -- I planted the 'Annabelle' hydrangea in the forest garden.
EDIT 3/24/24 -- I watered plants.
The first bluebell has opened. I tried taking a few pictures but it was getting dark so they may not come out.
I am done for the night.
Book Review: Emily of New Moon
Mar. 24th, 2024 02:56 pmEmily of New Moon is L. M. Montgomery's Portrait of the Artist as a Young Girl. Emily is a proud, sensitive child, stubborn and intense and impelled by a passionate need to write her strange fancies. Until the age of eleven, she lives in near-seclusion with her dreamy consumptive father.
But after he dies, she goes to live with her long-dead mother's much-older sisters - plus Cousin Jimmy, who is considered not all there, in part because he composes poetry. Doesn't write it down, mind, just keeps it in his head, and recites it in the fall when he is boiling the pigs' potatoes, turning them round and round in a vast cauldron under the stars.
This is perhaps Montgomery's most gothic novel, or rather her most gothic trilogy. There is a vein of darkness under the bright and sparkling surface of her books (and sometimes not too far under the surface), and I think that contrast is part of the reason why they have endured when so many other books have faded. This is the book where it breaks closest to the surface.
Some of this is sheer aesthetic: this is a book with a lot of night scenes, Emily running with the Wind Woman in the gloaming, her first glimpse of the shadowy New Moon kitchen, the candles that are the only light allowed at tradition-bound New Moon. But it's also there in the scene where Emily's relatives draw lots to see who has to take her, because none of them want her - except Aunt Laura and Cousin Jimmy, who don't count, because Aunt Elizabeth is boss at New Moon and everyone knows it. In Aunt Elizabeth's none too subtle domestic tyranny; in the fact that Cousin Jimmy is not all there because years before, when they were children, Aunt Elizabeth pushed him down the well.
It's there in the story of Ilse Burnley, too, Emily's best friend, similarly imaginative but imbued with a fearful temper: fire to Emily's ice. Although Ilse is not at all a pattern young lady, she's allowed to play with Emily because everyone knows that the reason she's like that is that her father neglects her disgracefully. Ilse's father can't be bothered with her, because when she was a baby, her mother ran away with another man.
Or so, at least, everyone thinks. When Emily learns the story, she's tormented by the idea that Ilse's mother could have abandoned her baby. Desperately ill with a fever, she has a vision: Ilse's mother fell down an old well! In her delirium, she insists that the well be searched, and to calm her Aunt Elizabeth promises to have it done - whereupon the searchers find Mrs. Burnley's skeleton.
Emily's second sight will be a running theme in these books, and it fascinates me because these are otherwise perfectly realistic novels. I grew more interested still when
Another thing that I find striking, in terms of cultural shifts, is that Ilse is such a spitfire. In college I did my thesis project about American girls' literature between 1890 and 1915 (Emily is of course a bit later, but still close enough for government work), and a lot of the secondary literature makes a big to-do about how so many of these books are anti-feministly focused on teaching girls to rein in their tempers, but I've always found it more striking just how much temper these characters are allowed to display in the first place, and how generally sympathetic the books are toward their characters' fury. We love Anne Shirley not despite but because she breaks a slate over Gilbert Blythe's head. Ilse Burnley is lovable in part because she jumps up and down shrieking that Emily is a "proud, stuck-up, conceited, top-lofty biped."
This is the late nineteenth- and early twentieth-century ideal: a temper that flares up hot and dies away to nothing. This is not the ideal today, when you are either supposed to have no temper at all (which is how we are actually supposed to act most of the time) or to be enraged exclusively by injustice (an internet ideal which would probably still get you 500 years of detention if you acted on it at school by breaking a slate over Gilbert Blythe's head).
To be honest, I'm not sure that these critics have really, actually thought through what they are saying. Do they truly in their heart of hearts think that the world would be a better place if Anne Shirley never learned to control her temper, and at age thirty-one was still breaking slates over Gilbert Blythe's head? Is it bad that Amy March learns her lesson after burning Jo's book, and never again vents her rage by burning other people's prized possessions? It's all very well to wax starry-eyed about "women's rage," but at the end of the day I suspect that anyone who claims to be unequivocally in favor must also believe, at the bottom of their heart, that the poor little dears can't do any lasting damage in their anger.
This is not a mistake L. M. Montgomery ever makes. She knows very well what damage was wrought when Aunt Elizabeth in a fit of temper pushed Cousin Jimmy down the well.



