cellio: (talmud)
Today's daf discusses ritual slaughter gone wrong. The laws of kosher slaughter are very specific; the animal must be killed in a single cut across the throat, releasing blood quickly. (This is commonly held to be more humane than many modern methods of slaughter, by the way. This urban-dweller can't comment one way or the other.) If the one doing the slaughter cuts somewhere else first or pauses during the cut, the mishna on today's daf tells us, the meat is not kosher. Specifically it is in the class "neveilah", as oppsed to "terefah" ("treif"), but R. Akiva says it is terefah. R. Yeshabab then gave the following rule, which R. Akiva ultimately agreed with: if an animal is rendered invalid by a fault in the slaughter it is neveilah; if it is rendered invalid by some other defect it is terefah. (32a)

I understand from Judaism.SE that the difference is: a neveilah is ritually impure (which means if you touch it you are too), while a terefah isn't. You can derive benefit (for example, selling the meat to a non-Jew) either way.

But wait, you may be asking: what of the torah's instruction that an animal torn apart by beasts is terefah, which would seem to qualify as a fault in how it was killed? (This is the word that is used.) Google tells me that the Rambam has an answer to that: since that is not the rabbinic understanding of terefah, this torah passage must mean that the animal is attacked but left alive -- terefah literally means torn. So not roadkill but an injury, and you are not allowed to kill and eat that animal.

cellio: (talmud)
The g'mara discusses a time when R. Zera went from his home to Eretz Yisrael and ate food that was considered kosher there but not by his home community. The g'mara argues that when one arrives in a town he must accept the restrictions of the place he has entered and those of the place he has left. The discussion then clarifies: this is true only when going from town to town in Babylon or from town to town in Eretz Yisrael, or when going from Israel to Babylon, but it does not apply when going from Babylon to Israel. R. Ashi says even in this last case if the person intends to return (which R. Zera did not).

I am guessing, but do not know, that the halacha today is not like this. Once you have a tradition (which you probably got from your family) I think you pretty much have it forever, right?

cellio: (talmud)
This new tractate begins with a discussion of who may ritually slaughter animals. We're not talking about the temple service here but just about ordinary food; animals and birds (but not fish) must be killed in a certain way in order to be kosher.

The talmud takes a fairly liberal view of who can perform this job. The g'mara on today's daf brings the following teaching: all may slaughter, even a Cuthean (Sammaritan, a non-Jew who adopted Jewish practice from the written torah but not oral), even an uncircumcised Israelite, and even an Israelite apostate. The g'mara clarifies that the uncircumcised Israelite rejects that mitzvah (but not others), and that the Israelite apostate rejects the laws concerning idolatry specifically. If the apostate rejected all Jewish law, then he could not be trusted to perform the slaughter correctly. An idolater who nonetheless follows the laws of kosher slaughter, on the other hand, is fine. (4b)

Edit: However, this opinion is refuted later.

short takes

May. 1st, 2011 09:35 pm
cellio: (lj-procrastination)
I interrupt preparations for the class I'm teaching next week at the music and dance collegium (gosh, I hope I have this calibrated right...) to pass along some random short bits.

Dear Netflix: I appreciate the convenience of your recent change to treat an entire TV series as one unit in the streaming queue, instead of one season at a time like before. However, in doing so you have taken away the ability to rate individual seasons of shows, which is valuable data. It also makes me wonder, when you recommend things to me based on my ratings, if you are giving all ratings the same weight -- 200 hours of a long-running TV show should maybe count differently than a two-hour movie. Just sayin'.

These photos by Doug Welch are stunning. Link from [livejournal.com profile] thnidu.

How Pixar fosters collective creativity was an interesting read on fostering a good workplace. Link from [livejournal.com profile] nancylebov.

Speaking of the workplace, I enjoyed reading how to run your career like a gentlewoman and several other articles I found there by following links. Link from [livejournal.com profile] _subdivisions_.

Rube Goldberg meets J.S. Bach, from several people. Probably fake, but it amused me anyway. (This is a three-minute Japanese commercial. Do commercials that long run on TV, or would this have been theatrical, or what?)

Speaking of ads, in advance of our SCA group's election for a new baron and baroness today, the current baron sent around a pointer to this video about an upcoming British referendum on voting systems. Well-done! (Of course, I agree with both the system and the species they advocate. :-) ) I wish we had preference ballots in the US.

A while back a coworker pointed me to how to make a hamentashen Sierpinski triangle. Ok ok, some of my browser tabs have established roots; Purim was a while ago. But it's still funny, and I may have to make that next year.

Speaking of geeky Jewish food, a fellow congregant pointed me to The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals. which looks like fun. I've certainly found myself in that kind of conversation at times (e.g. is unicorn kosher? well, is it a goat (medieval) or a horse (Disney)?). Some of you have too, I know. :-)

[livejournal.com profile] dr_zrfq passed on this article about a dispute between a church and a bar. Nothing special about that, you say? In this case the church members prayed to block it, the bar was struck by lightning, the bar owner sued, and the church denied responsibility. I love the judge's comment on the case: “I don't know how I’m going to decide this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that does not.”

47 seconds of cuteness: elk calf playing in water, from [livejournal.com profile] shalmestere.

I don't remember where I found the link to these t-shirts, but there are some cute ones there.

cellio: (sleepy-cat)
Time to clean out some browser tabs.

The customer is not always right. Some of these are really funny! Some might not be work-safe. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] talvinamarich for the link.

A coworker shared this collection of funny or bizarre comments in source code.

Can you serve humanity on your kosher china? That's "serve" in the sense of "to serve man".

Via another coworker comes this story about a cyber-attack on a US city. Why haven't I heard about this through mainstream channels? By the way, I had not previously known that ham-radio operators are plugged into emergency-response systems. Kudos.

Pittsburghers: You probably already know that Giant Eagle is test-marketing "food perks", the inverse of "fuel perks". (That is, buy gas from their affiliate to get grocery discounts.) I learned over the weekend that you can get a one-time 5% discount on a single grocery trip by sitting through this video and then entering your advantage-card ID. (And some email address; I've seen no evidence of validation.) You don't actually need to watch the video; you just need to get to the end of it.

cellio: (don't panic)
(Gentile) coworker: When we realized that the pot-luck dinner was during Pesach, we decided to try our best to accommodate the Jewish attendees. So we kashered the oven, boiled the utensils, used a foil pan, etc... but I didn't kasher the drill bit.

Drill bit?

Spade bit, he said -- for coring the pears.

Some of you guys probably sigh when software geeks like me go off on something. What makes software geeks sigh? Hardware geeks. :-)

(Ok, ok -- it's clever, and he says you can do a dozen pears or apples in under a minute so it's efficient for large-scale prep. I suppose if I happened to have a drill lying around in my kitchen...)

Another coworker caught the last part of this and asked if wood is kosher. (That being the only substance the bit had been in contact with.) I said it's a plant, so I guess so.

(Yes, I know -- none of this addresses whether the drill bit -- or anything else in this story -- has been to a mikveh.)

* * *

Someone: Is there a market for kosher-for-Pesach pet food?

Me: Surely. But I handle the problem a different way. The food belongs to the cats, who are not Jewish.

Someone: You sold the food to the cats?

Me: No, they aren't valid buyers. I gave it to them.

* * *

Me to guest for Wednesday lunch: Any food allergies?

Guest: I can't eat gluten -- bread, noodles, oats...

Me: So this is pretty much the perfect time for me to invite you?

(I didn't ask what she does about the matzah that must be eaten at the seder.)
cellio: (shira)
Most prepared food requires a hechsher, a certification mark, to be considered kosher. (Things like fresh veggies don't; I'm talking about things like canned soup, frozen breaded fish, stuff like that.) It appears that this rule does not apply to oral medications; I've never seen a hechsher on a bottle of aspirin, for example, and the local source of all things kosher does not carry over-the-counter drugs. If my understanding is correct, I presume this is because the pill passes through your mouth but isn't, properly speaken, "eaten". (If that reasoning is right, I'll leave for another time people who appear to swallow their food whole. :-) )

So where does this leave chewable pills and, the case that sets me wondering, pills that simply dissolve in your mouth, like some Claritin I currently have? Is it still "drugs", or has it moved over into "food"?

(Let me note that if the answer to this question were going to affect my behavior, I would ask my rabbi. I will eat foods with no objectionable ingredients even without a hechsher, so I'll use the Claritin. But it got me wondering.)
cellio: (sca)
Pennsic went well this year. This entry is going to be long. It is also incomplete; there'll be more in future entries.

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cellio: (star)
I've done better torah readings, but this morning went ok. I was tripped up when I mis-remembered trope for one word, which had a cascading effect on the next few words. So I had to be prompted, but I got through it. Initially (a few years ago) I learned this portion by rote; now that I know how to read trope I did it "right" this time, uncovering some errors in my initial learning of it in the process. So I guess it's not surprising that something like this happened. I still got lots of apparently-genuine compliments.

There was a fascinating (to me) discussion at breakfast. There is a light breakfast after services every morning -- usually just bagels and bread, cream cheese, and drinks, unless someone sponsors a fancier breakfast. The process of getting the bread/bagels has been a pain for various reasons, and today someone (a regular, not a visitor) proposed a change: getting bagels from a new bakery that is better in quality, cheaper, more conveniently located -- and not under rabbinic supervision. This last point had not even occurred to the person bringing up the subject as something important; when others pointed it out he went on an anti-kashrut rant. ("What could be treif about a bagel?" "Well, this place sells sandwiches, right? So maybe they sliced your bagel with the same knife they just used to slice the ham?" "You're being too picky." And so on.)

Other people pressed that line of argument with him, but I brought up a more fundamental issue. This is a Conservative congregation. That means they, as a congregation, are bound to a certain interpretation of halacha. It doesn't matter if every member of the minyan eats treif at home; the congregational meal must be in accordance with that halacha, both for appearance and to support the needs of any visitor who actually keeps kosher. (I think, but am not sure, that failing to keep a kosher shul kitchen is one of the issues (along with performing an intermarriage, and I'm not sure what else) that can get a Conservative rabbi censured.) So if that halacha says a bakery must be under supervision, you have to follow that. Bottom line: you have to ask the rabbi and follow his ruling.

The person I was arguing with seemed to be of the belief that "kashrut is silly, so we don't need to worry about it". He failed to see the difference between decisions about personal practice and decisions about communal practice. At one point he brought up other Conservative deviations from the Orthodox interpretation of halacha, like allowing women to lead services, but I pointed out that this isn't the same thing at all: the Conservative movement has a process, which they followed, to determine that women can lead services. They didn't just get up one day and say "we don't like that restriction, so we're not doing it". That same process produces an understanding of kashrut, which must be followed in the shul.

The rabbi was not present, by the way. (I would of course have deferred to him if he were.) I didn't mean to be "speaker for the rabbi", and I said a few times that he needs to consult the rabbi about the kashrut rules for the shul. But when exactly did I, a Reform Jew, become a spokesman for Conservative Judaism in a Conservative shul? *boggle*

(I should clarify that I am not trying to malign or question this community as a whole. I assume that most people present agreed with me but just weren't putting it into words.)

cellio: (tulips)
That's refreshing. On Sunday I ordered a couple of books from Amazon third-party sellers (neither urgent), and B5 second season from Amazon directly. Monday morning I received mail from one of the marketplace sellers telling me my book had shipped, and I got similar mail from the other Monday evening. (Both of these are books that I came out of the tikkun with recommendations for.)

Sunday afternoon we went to my niece's graduation party. The balance of guests was not what I expected. I was assuming there would be a flock of 17-year-olds and a smattering of folks our age, mostly relatives. As it turned out, the kids were all migrating among many parties, so at any given time the adults outnumbered the kids by, oh, 5 to 1 or so. (Graduation was Friday night, so this was probably the prime party weekend.)

Many of the adults were from the church choir (my father and Kim both sing in it). I noticed that most of the choir members were wearing red, so I asked my father about it. Sunday was Penticost, which I suppose I could have worked out on my own if I'd thought about it, and there is a tradition of wearing red for the holiday. (I think the reason had something to do with an association between the holy spirit and fire, but I didn't quite catch it. Education welcome.) I'm glad that the red shirt I pulled out of the drawer that morning had a spot of something on it (so it went to the laundry pile). I would have given an incorrect impression without meaning to. I much prefer that my incorrect impressions be planned. :-)

I found myself in the uncomfortable position of balancing kashrut concerns against being kind to my family. They went out of their way to make sure none of the side dishes contained dairy so I could eat the meat, when I would have preferred to stick to the dairy/veggie dishes instead. (They also made sure to put meat and cheese cold cuts on different platters, segregate the ham from the turkey, and so on.) I could see that I was going to upset my mother if I didn't eat the meat, though, so I did.

(I'll eat meat meals in my parents' home, and for that matter in my friends' homes, so long as the basics are observed (species, no dairy, etc). I want to be able to eat with my family and friends. In a situation where there's a variety of food, both meat and non-, however, I'll avoid the meat. Most parties are like that, for example.)

Sunday evening we had a lovely dinner with Ralph and Lori (mmm, brownies!) and then played a new-to-us card game that I've forgotten the name of. It was entertaining, whatever it was. It involves cards in rows and columns where you rotate cards to try to make edge patterns line up; if you do that you get to remove cards, which have point values. (The object is to maximize points.) There are enough unusual conditions to make the game interesting while not being so many to be hard to track. Most card games with individualized cards fall down on the latter point for me -- Magic, Illuminati, Chez whatever, etc.

Sometime during the evening it rained, which I didn't think much of at the time. I was surprised to come home to a dark house. Fortunately, we knew where the flashlights, candles, and mechanical alarm clock were, so this was not as inconvenient as it might have been. Pity I can't read by candlelight, though, but it was late enough that this wasn't a real hardship.

Panasonic scores points for at least one model of VCR. I'd noticed before that after brief power outages I had to reset the clock but the programming wasn't lost. A five-hour outage is more than the backup can handle, apparently, so this time the programming was lost -- and the VCR told me that in big letters on the screen. Definite UI points there for warning me that they'd violated an expectation I might have had. (Mind, I was going to check anyway, but still...)

short takes

Jan. 9th, 2003 11:10 pm
cellio: (tulips)
I'm working on typesetting and transliterating another Salamone Rossi piece for our SCA choir. I'm almost done with the music, and then I'll start on the text. I'm looking forward to singing this one. No, I'm not working from facsimiles; I wish I had copies of that. I have a modern edition that was published in France, and they transliterated the Hebrew in ways that undoubtedly make sense for French speakers, but (1) that set does not include me and (2) I have discovered errors in the transliterations (ones that have nothing to do with French vowels). So I'm redoing it, but the easiest way to do that is to typeset the music myself and then add lyrics. (Besides, the music typesetting in this book wouldn't cope easily with a couple more passes through a photocopier.)

It's funny: I'm using their transliteration to figure out what they probably meant, and then going back to the text (psalms, prayer book, etc) to get the actual Hebrew, and then transliterating that for the choir members who don't read Hebrew. Kind of round-about, but it works.


Saturday is (SCA) kingdom 12th night and it's nearby, so we'll be going (after I get home from Shabbat services). Sunday we are having a local 12th-night party, just down the road at CMU. The latter is free and pot-luck food, so tonight I made a couple of cheese/onion tarts to take because I don't want to deal with it late Saturday night. I want to bring something that can be served cold and that doesn't require me to provide non-disposable containers and utensils, so I don't have to deal with kashrut issues. So much as I would have otherwise made something more substantial (maybe even meat), I don't want to deal with trying to take my crock pot to keep something warm. Too much risk of contamination.

Saturday night [livejournal.com profile] dagonell and Cigfran will be crashing with us. It'll be nice to see them again. They get to inaugurate the new version of the guest room.


The cable reception is much better with the fancy digital setup than with what we had before. We watched West Wing tonight (from tape, obviously) and the picture was crisp and clear -- best I've seen from a videotape on this TV so far. But I still don't think it's worth an extra $35 a month. We just don't watch that much TV.

The DVD is still AWOL. I sent half.com a polite letter of complaint today for their part in this; I wonder if I will get a reply.

kashrut

Nov. 23rd, 2002 09:59 pm
cellio: (star)
Before Shabbat I was having a conversation with someone about kashrut, and I thought I would expand on it a bit here.
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ack!

Mar. 25th, 2002 03:36 pm
cellio: (Default)
Last week I was in Giant Eagle and picked up some peeps (mmm, peeps), because I'm a small-scale addict (not Laura-class). I remembered a claim on the peeps web site that they are kosher, so I looked for the hechsher (certification mark) on the package and didn't find it. I wrote to them suggesting that they add it.

Let me digress for a moment. We are talking about the peeps web site -- the marshmallow candy, and a site published by the manufacturer. This is not their general web site; this is about peeps and peeps only.

This is the reply I got back:

Dear Ms. Cellio,

Thank you for your recent e-mail. We hope you enjoyed visiting www.marshmallowpeeps.com.

All of Just Born's jelly candies (Mike and Ike, Hot Tamales, Zours, Teenee Beanee Gourmet Jelly Beans, Peeps Jelly Beans, and Just Born Jelly Beans) are certified kosher by the Orthodox Union. The gelatin used in our marshmallow candy is derived from pork products.

Again, thank you for your taking the time to contact us; we hope this information is helpful.


When I first read this today, I assumed a typo -- that they meant to write "...is NOT derived from pork...". After all, their site said peeps were kosher.

Then I took a closer look. Note the list of candies above. Note that peeps are not on this list (but peeps jelly beans -- which I have never heard of -- are).

So I went back to the web site. The last entry in the FAQ at http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/fun.html says: "All of Just Born's jelly candies (Mike and Ike, Hot Tamales, Zours, Teenee Beanee Gourmet Jelly Beans, Peeps Jelly Beans, and Just Born Jelly Beans) are certified kosher by the Orthodox Union." This is the same text as above, except that it fails to provide the warning about marshmallow peeps, the specific candy this web site is about!

So peeps are not kosher, I accidentally ate pork last week, and I did that as a result of reading a true-but-misleading statement on their web site.

Lovely.

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